Dear Bacon

29 Aug

Dear Bacon,
They say that we can all stand on our heads. I don’t know. I think I may be vertically challenged or maybe my head is not flat enough. I just can’t seem to be able to do it all the way with my back legs straight up. It throws me off balance. Can you do it? Signed Not Happening

Dear Not Happening,
Never dear friend. Sometimes we are just not built to do these weird things that you see the humans partake. I can’t stand on my head. This pot belly of mine knocks me off center every time. And my mom, even though she’s human, she can’t do it either. Don’t try to be like everyone else. Make your own path and be happy – leave the sitting to your bottom.

Dear Bacon,
There’s always that one idiot that has to pop in your picture. Can you relate? I was minding my own business in this shot. I just wanted it to look halfway decent to post on my Pet Harmony dating profile. Signed Available

Dear Available,
Yep. I know exactly what you are talking about. Hemi, the purr thing here at the Hotel Thompson, thinks he should be in every camera shot. He is always photo bombing my pictures. Just keep smiling. Pay back can really be tortuous for our sidekicks. Right? Maybe sign up your friend as well on Pet Harmony and post his picture – of course with your picture cropped out. Snort giggles.

Dear Bacon,
It’s a wonderful thing to have such great friends. Out in the pasture, sometimes I just get tuckered out. That’s my good buddy will help me out and let me take a nap. Isn’t that nice of him? Signed Sleepy on the Road

Dear Sleepy on the Road,
That is an excellent friend. I can’t say that I’ve ever seen that kind of friendship before. You are most definitely one lucky little guy!

20130618-013210.jpgDear Bacon,
I think I need some anti wrinkle cream. Every time I wake up, I have more wrinkles! Soon, you’ll just see one giant sloppy dog. What can a pooch do? Please help. Signed Wrinkles

Dear Wrinkles,
As Lady Gaga once said, “Just put your paws up, Cause you were born this way, baby”. Embrace the way you are and don’t try to fight it my friend. Be happy in your own wrinkles.


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19 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. CarolMaeWY

    08/29/2017 at 1:23 am

    Great letters this week and advice Bacon. I can’t sit on my head either. Sleeping has it made.

    • Piglove

      08/30/2017 at 10:03 am

      That is so true. I can’t sleep on my head either. Thank goodness I think. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  2. easyweimaraner

    08/29/2017 at 1:35 am

    I’m with available… those guys lure efurrywhere, but the look in the eyes of the photo bomber is promising somehow… maybe an assassin? or an agent of IRS?

    • franhunne4u

      08/29/2017 at 3:42 pm

      It has “soon” written all over that face, hasn’t it?

    • Piglove

      08/30/2017 at 10:03 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Just goes to show there is *always* someone watching. XOXO – Bacon

  3. imagesbytdashfield

    08/29/2017 at 9:10 am

    Awwww the wrinkles 🙂

    • Piglove

      08/30/2017 at 10:19 am

      You just want to pinch his cheeks and lick him… well shuffles hooves not me personally. XOXO – Bacon

  4. sue ellen

    08/29/2017 at 11:24 am

    no head standing here either ! Scotties are much to dignified for such things . ♥

    • Piglove

      08/30/2017 at 10:19 am

      Amen! So are oinkers. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Amy

    08/29/2017 at 2:06 pm

    Great advice to Not Happening. And I want to know how the basset hound got up there…they aren’t known for their vertical leaps.

  6. Genevieve Petrillo

    08/29/2017 at 4:03 pm

    Good advice, B. Maybe Available can marry that photobombing kitty off soon.

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      08/30/2017 at 10:20 am

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  7. The Canadian Cats

    08/29/2017 at 6:53 pm

    We loved the wrinkle dog….advice is so true bacon. hehe

    Shoko and Kali

    • Piglove

      08/30/2017 at 10:21 am

      Wrinkle dog is so adorable. I just want to cuddle him. XOXO – Bacon

  8. Tails Around the Ranch

    08/29/2017 at 9:23 pm

    Somebody needs to tell Wrinkles to check his air pressure to ‘plump’ up those folds. 😇 I’d say he was down by at least 10 psi.

    • Piglove

      08/30/2017 at 10:22 am

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. I think you are so right! XOXO – Bacon

  9. Nylabluesmum

    08/31/2017 at 2:05 pm

    Mee-you what a fun collum Unccle Bacon!!! 😉
    **nose rubsss** Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

    • Piglove

      08/31/2017 at 2:52 pm

      Thanks sweet friends! XOXO – Bacon


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