Bacon’s Show and Tell

28 Sep

Welcome my friends to my Bacon’s Show and Tell.  Today we are discussing embarrassing moments from childhood.  Trust me.  I have a good one to share today.  I thought long and hard and have to tell you about my daddy.  Snorts – yep poor dad. Are you ready for this?  Here we go.

When dad was a small boy – I’m going to say around 6-7 years young, his mom took him shopping with her at a local store.  This store had big tall windows all across the front of the store.  Daddy and his mom was in the store shopping for a long time and finally got to the front registers overlooking the windows.  Daddy told his mom that he needed to go to the bathroom and he was jumping all around – you know like some little boys do.  So his mom told him to go out front and wait for her there.  You know back in the day when you could actually do that with no worries that someone might take your child.

So there daddy was in front of the store and his mom was waiting patiently in line to buy her items.  That’s when it happened.  What do you ask.  Well there were snickers, then rolls of laughter and then came the pointing outside the front window.  You see, there was the cute little boy that was standing outside peeing.  Not just peeing straight into a puddle.  Oh no, that wouldn’t be my daddy.  My daddy was outside peeing on the front windows and making designs with his pee.  Shaking my piggy head.  Yep, his mother was so proud.

His mom quickly paid for her purchases, stomped outside and without missing a beat picked daddy up under her arms and continued to the car.  All the time…. daddy was continuing to pee freely in the air.  Well, he did tell her that he needed to go to the bathroom, right?


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16 responses to “Bacon’s Show and Tell

  1. CarolMaeWY

    09/28/2016 at 2:01 am

    Roar! ROFLMAO!

    • Piglove

      09/28/2016 at 9:14 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I’m so proud to say that’s my daddy! XOXO – Bacon

  2. easyweimaraner

    09/28/2016 at 2:02 am

    hahahahah what a fabulous window decoration…bet he wrote efurrything for free… or for pee? on that window :o))))

    • Piglove

      09/28/2016 at 9:15 am

      It was really hilarious. Mom still cracks up over that story. When she tells people, she usually finishes with, “And that was just last week.” Smarty pants mom- snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        09/28/2016 at 9:17 am

        hahahahaha….. that is THE sentence what makes it HOT!!!!!!!!

  3. franhunne4u

    09/28/2016 at 3:50 am

    More embarrassing for the Mom than the young man …

  4. AmyRose🌹

    09/28/2016 at 9:20 am

    LMAO!!! Oh what kids will do! You have to admit he did warn his mom!!! Tee hee ……..

    • Piglove

      09/28/2016 at 11:26 am

      Oh yes. He did warn his mother. That’s my daddy – a riot from a young age for sure. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Tails Around the Ranch

    09/28/2016 at 11:53 am

    Oh those little boys! Maybe he was signing his name to ‘liquid’ art? 😉

    • Piglove

      09/28/2016 at 11:55 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. You may be right. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Nylabluesmum

    09/28/2016 at 12:05 pm

    Mew mew mew boyss will bee boyss rite Unccle??? 😉

    • Piglove

      09/28/2016 at 1:49 pm

      Most definitely for sure! Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  7. sue ellen

    09/28/2016 at 12:28 pm

    I think that is a great story. Having the ‘right plumbing’ do be able to do ‘art’ must be a wonderful gift.Thanks for the chuckle today…

    • Piglove

      09/28/2016 at 1:51 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Hilarious! XOXO – Bacon

  8. angelswhisper2011

    09/28/2016 at 4:35 pm

    MOL…excellent story, Bacon. I think your dad left his pee mail… 😀 Pawkisses for a hilarious day 🙂 ❤

    • Piglove

      09/28/2016 at 5:41 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I think you are right sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon


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