Piggy Ramblings

21 May

I’ve got a lot on my piggy mind lately.  Nothing particular just aimless ramblings from my point of view.  I do a lot of listening around the Hotel Thompson.  Sometimes it’s better to listen than oink.  So today I’m going to share some of those things that I’ve heard.

Mom has an ear ache.  She told daddy she could hear it slushing.  I’m not sure what that means but it doesn’t sound good.

Houdini got groomed this week.  Now he’s walking around like he owns the place.  Go figure huh?

Coming up this week is a long weekend.  I’m glad.  I need some extra snuggles from mom.  I think she could use it too.

I’ve gotten more used to the feel of grass on my hooves.  I still don’t like it but I don’t hide from it anymore.  I still think of myself as more of an air conditioned piggy than a hot piggy.

There’s something big that has happened in my life.  I’m hoping to share more about it next month.  It’s huge.  It’s been a little over a month and I’ve been adjusting to it.  It’s big.  Heck, we’ve all been adjusting to it here at the Hotel Thompson.  Just wait until you find out about it.  You’ll be thrilled too.

Mom has started that DIEt thing again.  Lord help us all.  She says that she needs to do it so dad can get aboard the DIEt thing.  Shakes piggy head.  Help me.  I’m saying that now because I can tell it’s going to be rough the next couple of months.

Hemi should join that show called Fear Factor.  Mom says so because he has no fear.  He has been jumping around the house from shelves to couch to mom’s chaise.  Of course mom gets on to him but he still does it.  I heard mom tell dad that Hemi was pushing her over the edge and it was a short trip.  I don’t get that because I haven’t seen any edges like that in the house.

Mouse Girl has gained weight.  Maybe she needs to be put on the DIEt thing.  I’m not sure.  She is what did dad say, butt heavy.  And of course, Houdini has the biggest crush on her.  I mean huge.  Houdini keeps chasing after her and you want to hear something funny.  Of course, I don’t get it but mom and dad laugh hysterically when daddy says it.  Every time Houdini chases Mouse Girl, dad tells Houdini, “Leave her alone Houdini.  She’s too much pussy for you.”  What?  I don’t get it.


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34 responses to “Piggy Ramblings

  1. wallaceandsamuel

    05/21/2015 at 2:13 am

    You are such a tease Bacon!! Now we’re dying to find out what happened to you!!
    Wally & Sammy

    • PigLove

      05/21/2015 at 9:02 am

      Oh it’s good. You won’t believe it. Trust me on that. You won’t believe it! XOXO – Bacon

  2. franhunne4u

    05/21/2015 at 2:25 am

    Your Mom has never heard about the 95 % rule, it seems. A diet is in the long run unsuccessful in 95 % of all cases. And success is already thought to have lost about 5 pounds! Diets do not work. A cancer medicine with relapse in two years and worse than before would not be allowed.

    • PigLove

      05/21/2015 at 9:03 am

      This is true. But she is all about eating ‘better’ and that is the word. She has let herself go for the past two months with the renovation and all. If she doesn’t do better, daddy doesn’t do better. And us anipals need them both to do better for us. XOXO – Bacon

      • franhunne4u

        05/21/2015 at 2:45 pm

        Nothing wrong with eating better, five a day are to be recommended (and I do not mean beers!) and not to eat mindlessly but be aware what one is eating and if one is really hungry or just bored, tired or even thirsty.

      • PigLove

        05/22/2015 at 8:45 am

        Sounds like a plan to my mom. She’s trying. XOXO – Bacon

  3. gentlestitches

    05/21/2015 at 3:11 am

    Oh I am in suspenders now! What will your secret be?

    • PigLove

      05/21/2015 at 9:04 am

      It is really interesting Auntie Sharon. For sure! You won’t believe it. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Cupcake

    05/21/2015 at 4:46 am

    I can’t wait to hear the secret excitement news. It sounds awesome. I’ve done the diet thing, which around here is treat restriction. It’s not fun.

    Love and licks,

    • PigLove

      05/21/2015 at 9:05 am

      This DIEt thing is not fun. I’m under strict eating arrangements as well. It’s very hard at times but it’s a good thing. And the news – WOW. Out of this world. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Charles Huss

    05/21/2015 at 6:13 am

    I hate cliffhangers.

    • PigLove

      05/21/2015 at 9:06 am

      I’m sure but it’s really good. I mean really GOOD. XOXO – Bacon

      • Charles Huss

        05/21/2015 at 4:14 pm

        okay, I’ll take your word for it.

  6. Reilly & Denny

    05/21/2015 at 6:56 am

    Oh oh – now we have to ponder over what it can be – waiting waiting waiting

    • PigLove

      05/21/2015 at 9:07 am

      I know. Hopefully, I will let everyone know next week. It’s good. Really good. XOXO – Bacon

  7. Nylabluesmum

    05/21/2015 at 6:33 pm

    Mew mew mew Unccle Bacon yur pawentss sure are funny aren’t they??
    Oh no not DIE-etss??? LadyMum was going to start one an shee has eaten allot of (m)ice creem inn thee past 2 weekss, mew mew mew…
    Shee iss so funny!!Unccle do you have a new LadyLuv?? Wee will understand if you do….
    ***nose bumpss*** Siddhartha Henry xxxxx

    • PigLove

      05/22/2015 at 8:49 am

      My humans are for sure the weirdest ever. They are always getting into trouble my nefkitty. And no. No lady love. But something is happening that is crazy. Wait until you hear. WOW! XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        05/22/2015 at 8:42 pm

        Mee-you Unccle Bacon wee iss wunderin what iss goin on there…oh thiss iss xcitin!!!!
        Hu’Manss are sorta weerd an funny an crazy…..mew mew mew…
        When you announcin thee fing that iss happenin there??
        **nose bumpss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

      • PigLove

        05/23/2015 at 9:12 am

        Soon my nefkitty. Very soon. It’s exciting indeed. XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        05/23/2015 at 2:51 pm

        LadyMum sayss you got a new bed an yur room reedun Unccle.
        Mee finkss there iss a new addishun comin to live with all of youss’…..
        Wee shall see who iss rite!!!! Mew mew mew…
        **nose bumpss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxxx

      • PigLove

        05/24/2015 at 5:17 pm

        We shall see my friend. It’s going to be a shocker for all of us indeed. Snorts snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        05/24/2015 at 9:01 pm

        Wee will bee payshunt…sorta kinda…wee will try Unccle Bacon……
        *nose bumpss* neffkitty Siddhartha Henry an LadyMum
        Pee S: Shee sayss maybee there iss a baby comin? Shee sure iss slly huh?

      • PigLove

        05/26/2015 at 10:00 am

        HA! We shall see my sweet friend. It will be most interesting and SHOCKING! XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        05/25/2015 at 3:33 pm

        😉 Ok Unccle Bacon….wee will wait…….an wait………………….an wait……………………………… wait……………….thee susspense iss sumfin else mee can tell you!!!!!!
        **paw patss** Siddhartha Henry an LadyMum xxx

      • PigLove

        05/26/2015 at 10:03 am

        Snorts – I know my little friend. It will come out this week. I’m shaking with anticipation. It is that good. XOXO – Bacon

  8. Lowryder's Animal Tails

    05/21/2015 at 10:11 pm

    A cliff hanger? Oh no!

    • PigLove

      05/22/2015 at 8:59 am

      Oh yes. And it’s good. Really good and interesting. I can’t believe I’ve kept it quiet for so long. But it took us some time to adjust to it as well. XOXO – Bacon

      • Lowryder's Animal Tails

        05/22/2015 at 1:06 pm

        I’ll bet I’m not the only enquiring mind that needs to know! lol

  9. Fozziemum

    05/21/2015 at 11:22 pm

    Oh my Bacon i can hardly wait..always something fun there indeed! as for the D word…well Fozziedad is on one so i am too..i am exhausted from just measuring all the time..makes you too tire to eat..maybe that is the secret hahahhah 🙂 love Fozziemum xxx

    • PigLove

      05/22/2015 at 8:59 am

      I think you may be right my friend. Mom has to step up in order for daddy to do right. She will be setting things up this weekend. I feel for the both of them. Heck, thank goodness I look good with my pot belly! XOXO – Bacon

      • Fozziemum

        05/24/2015 at 1:29 am

        Yikes i know..we are trying but boy o do get the hankering for my MAC CHEESE hahaaah loves Fozziemum xx

      • PigLove

        05/24/2015 at 5:21 pm

        Gulps. Mommy loves Mac and cheese. It’s a huge weakness to her. XOXO – Bacon

  10. Lori Fontanes

    05/24/2015 at 10:01 am

    OK, don’t take this the wrong way but in the Reader, it shows the first line of this post–“I’ve got a lot on my mind” and then it shows a, how shall we call it, “rear view” of you, Mr. Bacon. Kind of an interesting juxtaposition, dare I say? 🙂

    • PigLove

      05/24/2015 at 5:24 pm

      Oh you are correct my friend. I’m walking around just thinking. Back and forth. Forth and back. Thoughts going around. I’ve been a busy piggy around here. XOXO – Bacon


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