I’ve got a lot on my piggy mind lately. Nothing particular just aimless ramblings from my point of view. I do a lot of listening around the Hotel Thompson. Sometimes it’s better to listen than oink. So today I’m going to share some of those things that I’ve heard.
Mom has an ear ache. She told daddy she could hear it slushing. I’m not sure what that means but it doesn’t sound good.
Houdini got groomed this week. Now he’s walking around like he owns the place. Go figure huh?
Coming up this week is a long weekend. I’m glad. I need some extra snuggles from mom. I think she could use it too.
I’ve gotten more used to the feel of grass on my hooves. I still don’t like it but I don’t hide from it anymore. I still think of myself as more of an air conditioned piggy than a hot piggy.
There’s something big that has happened in my life. I’m hoping to share more about it next month. It’s huge. It’s been a little over a month and I’ve been adjusting to it. It’s big. Heck, we’ve all been adjusting to it here at the Hotel Thompson. Just wait until you find out about it. You’ll be thrilled too.
Mom has started that DIEt thing again. Lord help us all. She says that she needs to do it so dad can get aboard the DIEt thing. Shakes piggy head. Help me. I’m saying that now because I can tell it’s going to be rough the next couple of months.
Hemi should join that show called Fear Factor. Mom says so because he has no fear. He has been jumping around the house from shelves to couch to mom’s chaise. Of course mom gets on to him but he still does it. I heard mom tell dad that Hemi was pushing her over the edge and it was a short trip. I don’t get that because I haven’t seen any edges like that in the house.
Mouse Girl has gained weight. Maybe she needs to be put on the DIEt thing. I’m not sure. She is what did dad say, butt heavy. And of course, Houdini has the biggest crush on her. I mean huge. Houdini keeps chasing after her and you want to hear something funny. Of course, I don’t get it but mom and dad laugh hysterically when daddy says it. Every time Houdini chases Mouse Girl, dad tells Houdini, “Leave her alone Houdini. She’s too much pussy for you.” What? I don’t get it.