Daily Archives: 05/26/2015
What Would You Do?
Snorts and squeals! I saw this picture this past weekend. It got me to thinking. What the heck would this piggy do if I saw this? Okay – the obvious – tinkle all over myself and make it rain like it’s never rained before down my leg. Gulps and squeals.
I showed it to daddy and asked him what would he do. His reply? Of course the same thing. He would wee-wee-wee all over the floor. Then he would close the door to the bathroom and board it up. The bathroom would then be dead to him. Snorts – way to go pops.
Mom on the other hand – oh dear piggy heavens. She is forever going to the potty in the middle of the night without turning on the lights. After seeing this picture, not anymore – go figure huh?
So here’s my questions to YOU my friends. What would you DO?!
Dear Bacon – I gotta share my most funniest thing in the entire house to do. Hang off of this magical roll of fluff! Meows – it’s the bestest! Have you ever tried this? Signed Kitty Roll
Dear Kitty Roll – Snorts! Looks down at my pot belly. Nope. Can’t say that I’ve ever done that before in my life. For some reason, I don’t think this pot belly would allow it. But you are right about one thing my friend. That is a magical roll for the humans. They love it!
Dear Bacon – I think everyone should show their colors and heritage. This is me and my garb. What do you think? Signed Scotty
Dear Scotty – Dude, I think you look righteous in your outfit! In fact, I could say that you rock! I’ve gotta research my history and see what my ancestry is like. Of course, whatever I find will look nothing like you. You are gorgeous!
Dear Bacon – There we were in the parking lot of the local Petsmart. Mavis bet me that I wouldn’t go in the store. Well, I showed her. I went into the store, said hey to the cashier who gave me a biscuit and left. Easy as pie. Okay, maybe not. Maybe I took more than one cookie and maybe I left a little drizzle from the excitement. Regardless I’m a bad boy. Signed Bad Boy
Dear Bad Boy – WOW! So that was you I heard squealing out of the local Petsmart parking lot. Next time remember – sometimes one has to look like a regular guy to get away. No speeding my friend. You may hurt someone..
Dear Bacon – I’m the top champion of the hide and go seek series in our area. I thought I would share this picture that made me top dog. Signed See Me if You Can
Dear See Me if You Can – Oh my goodness my friend. You are the world’s best at hide and go seek. I wonder if you can teach me some of your tricks. They are awesome!
Dear Bacon – My humans will get pay back from this outrageously stupid shirt they have placed on me. I am not fat. I am fluffy. There is a difference. Oh wait – is that food I hear hitting my bowl… gotta walk fast to it. Talk Later. Signed Puss in Shirt
Dear Puss in Shirt – Oh my. Fat – nah. Fluffy – sure. Houdini goes through that all of time. Extra fur well it does make you fluffy. I see that. Now you enjoying a little too much food – looks down at my pot belly – I can see that too from my prospective. All of the time. I say hey if it’s not broken, there’s no need to fix it. As far as your human goes, pay back can be made… I’m sure you can come up with something. A strategically placed fur ball in one’s human shoe comes to mind 🙂
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