Dear Bacon

10 Apr


Dear Bacon – Why do the humans *insist* on buying these little creatures to ‘entertain’ me? They are not entertainment. They are trespassers in my home. What to do? Signed Friendly eline

Dear Friendly Feline – “Most” of us enjoy those little toys of delight. I myself even like playing with the purr toys here – don’t tell anyone. Just our little secret okay.

Try it – you might like it. Throw that thing around a bit, give it heck.



Dear Bacon – Do you think my ears are too big for my little body? Signed Did You Hear That?

Dear Did You Hear That? – Of course not little guy – you’re still little. You’re going to grow into them. I think you’re fine!

Don’t let others bring you down.

Love what you got my friend. But hey, if you want a trade. I’ll give you my pot belly for them? Whatdayou think? Snort –

20130323-183954.jpgDear Bacon – You’ve probably heard me outside your window playing in nature in the woods. I play for nuts – you have to look at your retirement and hide those things away for the future. Happy songs! Signed Jammin’ Squrriel

Dear Jammin’ Squirrel – That’s you I’ve heard in the woods behind the house? Play on little man – play on. Awesome sounds you are putting out in nature. I’ll tell mom to throw some extra food out the back door for you.


Dear Bacon – I’m the fairy bunny in nature. I pass along all of the pollen that makes the humans go sneeze. Don’t you love my wings? Signed Fairy Bunny

Dear Fairy Bunny – Stop it! See, this is why I don’t go out in nature. Can you at least cut back a little on the pollen?

Mommy is going crazy with the sneezes!

20130327-122707.jpgDear Bacon – I read that you get questions all of the time about big ears, big behinney’s, big tum-tums – BUT have you ever gotten one about big feet? Do you think mine are too big? Signed Rabbitsasquatch

Dear Rabbitsasquatch – Compared to other rabbits, nah – you have perfect feet to stomp out those forest fires… I mean to hop everywhere – PLOL. Really, all joking aside. You have perfect feet. Hey pssttt – can you do me a favor? Can you find that bunny fairy that passes out the pollen and you use those feet for me? Smile – please. HA HA HA


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7 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. evilsquirrel13

    04/10/2018 at 9:02 am

    I wouldn’t be bragging about how big my feet are if I were that bunny. The bigger the rabbit’s foot, the luckier it is…

    • Piglove

      04/10/2018 at 10:40 am

      Gulps – that is so true. Poor bun-bun. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  2. NylabluesMum

    04/10/2018 at 11:51 am

    Bunnyquatch iss adoorabull…those feet are bunderfull Unccle Bacon! An Fairy Bunny enuff with sneezey pollen….EEKKK!!
    An poor Furendly (not-so) Fee-line fur not likin his new furendss!! When efurr LadyMum bringss mee a new mousie mee ree-joicess as mee has a new memburr fur mee “Mousie Army”!!!!
    Grate collum Unccle!
    ***nose bumpsss*** Siddhartha Henry xXXx

    • Piglove

      04/11/2018 at 8:44 am

      Mousie Army!! I love that my sweet nefkitty. That is so precious!! Army on! XOXO – Bacon

      • NylabluesMum

        04/15/2018 at 5:22 pm

        Mee LUVSS mee Mousie Army. They purrtect mee an play with mee an watch over mee when mee napss Unccle!!!

  3. Amy

    04/10/2018 at 12:24 pm

    Oh my gosh, where to start…Friendly Feline looks like she’s hissing at that toy mouse. Not too friendly, if you ask me.
    Uh, is Did You Hear That a dog?
    And that Fairy Bunny! LOL!! Too cute for words. Someone take the pollen pot away from her!

    • Piglove

      04/11/2018 at 8:44 am

      YES!! Take that magical pollen wand far, FAR away. We all sneezed just looking at it. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon


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