No Daddy

09 Nov


Over the weekend, mom/dad went Christmas shopping.  They wanted a jump start to the season and wanted to look at stuff before it was all picked over… their words.  I’m not sure what they meant.  So they are hitting the shelves and daddy found a new friend. All mom heard was, “Honey I want”.  When mom turned around she saw this… where was daddy?  There was a muffled voice behind the horn faintly saying how much they wanted to come home with us.  Mom of course said no.  It’s too big.  Put it back.

Well, daddy never gives up.  I think we all know that by now, right friends?  A few minutes later, daddy said, “It has to be smaller right?’  Of course mom has her back to daddy and is kind of half listening and trying to shop.  She mumbles, “Yes”.  That’s when daddy gets a grin on his face and says loudly, “Welcome home my new friend.”

Now mom knows before she even turns around that this is not going to be good.  She slowly turns around and sees daddy with a new friend that is half the size of the original.  She puts on her best mom voice and says, “Why?  Why do you need a pink unicorn with a horn?”

Dad says, “Well it’s magical.  I don’t want him.  My inner child wants him.  He never had a magical unicorn.”

Okay, so how can you say no to that?  Well mom did.  Snorts with piggy laughter.  She explained to daddy that we were shopping for ‘others’ in our lives not for ourselves.  And you know, it’s much more fun to buy for others.  That’s when daddy pulled out his trump card and mentioned a certain someone here in blogville that he bet his inner child was wanting one of these special unicorns.  Now Evil Squirrel – I’m sure you would love said awesome unicorn but could you imagine sending this to you?  Heck, it would probably be better if I delivered it in person.. 🙂 right?

So mom had to explain that difficulties it would be in mailing the said wonderful, amazing, magical unicorn with a special horn and dad said he agreed…. especially when mom said if he put it back and behaved the rest of the time, she would buy him a drink after shopping.  Amazing how fickle my daddy can be.  One promised drink and Evil Squirrels unicorn went out the window.  Sorry about that my evil friend.  My mom is a hard-ass when it comes to shopping.  Snorts with piggy laughter.


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31 responses to “No Daddy

  1. kandykid

    11/09/2016 at 12:35 pm

    Bacon, tell your dad I have his back in situations like this, he deserves nice toys too!

    • Piglove

      11/09/2016 at 12:48 pm

      <> mommy says. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  2. Photofinland by Rantasalot

    11/09/2016 at 12:39 pm

    But if he needed it.

    • Piglove

      11/09/2016 at 12:48 pm

      That’s what he kept saying to mommy, “He *needed* it..” something about domination over the world. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

      • Photofinland by Rantasalot

        11/13/2016 at 11:19 am

        Dear Bacon, we have nominated you for The Versatile Blogger Award. Visit our blog, please.
        Kosmo, mom, and mom´s husband.

      • Piglove

        11/13/2016 at 8:07 pm

        Aaww. You are too sweet. Thanks my sweet friend. XOXO Bacon

      • Photofinland by Rantasalot

        11/14/2016 at 3:28 am

        Dear friends, you have deserved it.

  3. Tails Around the Ranch

    11/09/2016 at 1:11 pm

    EVERYONE wants a unicorn! 🦄

  4. pilch92

    11/09/2016 at 2:05 pm

    Darn, he should have bought it.

    • Piglove

      11/09/2016 at 3:01 pm

      You think? What would he have done with it? XOXO – Bacon

  5. franhunne4u

    11/09/2016 at 2:29 pm

    I bet if your female human had had a coupon for that the story would have had another ending …

    • Piglove

      11/09/2016 at 3:02 pm

      But of course. Mom is like that. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Nylabluesmum

    11/09/2016 at 2:47 pm

    PHOOEY!!! Wee so-o wanted Mistur Jim to get thee Unnycorn!!!
    LadyMum luvss her stuffiess a lot an sayss they bring out her inner kit! Shee has a Santa Snoopy that plays thee theme of “Peenutss” an shee ternss him on an ‘dancess’ with Snoopy! Iss a lot of fun to watch her…..mew mew mew…
    ***nose bumpsss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxxxx

    • Piglove

      11/09/2016 at 3:02 pm

      Well I’m going to have to have a snort with mom on this then. Maybe daddy needs his magical unicorn. Shrugs shoulders. I’m not sure why but maybe they need each other. XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        11/09/2016 at 3:09 pm

        Maybee a Unnycorn as a sirprize gift fur Pappaw frum you Unccle Bacon?? Ask Lady June if YOU can get it fur him….that should do thee trick!
        **nose bumpsss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxx

      • Piglove

        11/09/2016 at 3:40 pm

        Will do sweet nefkitty. I’ll try to see what’s going on and pull some strings. XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        11/09/2016 at 3:42 pm

        😉 Eggss-cellent Unccle…..
        Pappaw deeservess a Unnycorn of his own because hee iss a good house hubby….. 😉

  7. Will (

    11/09/2016 at 4:01 pm

    Should buy two of those, just in case you lose one.

    • Piglove

      11/09/2016 at 4:03 pm

      This is true. You never know when one might run away. XOXO – Bacon

  8. evilsquirrel13

    11/09/2016 at 4:08 pm

    I’ll bet you could ride the big unicorn around the house! Yeehaw!

    • Piglove

      11/10/2016 at 9:36 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Maybe that is why he wants that one? XOXO – Bacon

  9. Miss Harper Lee

    11/09/2016 at 4:25 pm

    Mom’s always have to be the voice of reason. It sucks!

    • Piglove

      11/10/2016 at 9:37 am

      Yes it does. I’m glad she is doing it with daddy this time and not me. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  10. Genevieve Petrillo

    11/09/2016 at 4:29 pm

    I bet your mom sneaked back and bought that gorgeous pink guy for a Christmas surprise.

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      11/10/2016 at 9:37 am

      You think? Maybe dad can keep his dream alive for a while then. XOXO – Bacon

  11. Charles Huss

    11/10/2016 at 7:01 am

    Dad should have reminded mom about the wish granting abilities of unicorns.

    • Piglove

      11/10/2016 at 9:41 am

      This is true. I hear a Santa Claus run coming in mom’s life very soon. XOXO – Bacon

  12. easyweimaraner

    11/10/2016 at 7:51 am

    I say buy the unicorn… .. it’s because of the rainbows they produce after they got egg rolls… and there is always a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow… so grab them all and get super rich over night :o)

    • Piglove

      11/10/2016 at 9:41 am

      I like the way you think brother. I’ll get with mom and try to persuade her of the better outcome of this investment. XOXO – Bacon

  13. Dennis the Vizsla

    11/13/2016 at 9:16 pm

    hello bacon its dennis the vizsla dog hay hmm i think yore mama may hav missd a trik heer becuz i hav herd that yoonikorns fart rainbos and that rainbos leed to pots of gold so i think if yoo had the yoonikorn yoo cud just feed it beens so that it farted a lot and then follow the rainbos and then boom!!! profit!!! it cud not posibly fail!!! ok bye

    • Piglove

      11/14/2016 at 9:47 am

      OMP! How could I forget – hoof to head DOH! Luckily – don’t tell daddy – mom was able to sneak back over and purchase the large unicorn for daddy for Christmas over the weekend. All of you my friends convinced her the wrong of her ways. Daddy is going to be so impressed… and if he finds the rainbow maybe my piggy allowance will go up! Thanks dude! XOXO – Bacon


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