Insert the theme music to Mission Impossible. Insert the Bond music. Insert any kind of secret pig music you can think of – snorts. I’ve thought long and hard about ‘The Great Pig Escape’. Let me explain and tell you the plan.
Nana lives TEN houses up from the Hotel Thompson. Nana *always* gives me treats and LOTS of them. I took an aerial view of my hood – don’t ask how cause I’m still dizzy from it. I can wait until mom tucks me in for the night. I can wait until I hear daddy snoring. I can then sneak out of the Hotel Thompson at night and blend in to the outside. I can take the pink arrowed path up to Nana’s and ring her doorbell. Of course she will let me in. I mean it’s only dark, she can’t see me through the peep hole but if I snort she’ll recognize me. I can get my share of treats and be back home in bed before mom and dad know I’m PMIA (Piggy Missing in Action).
I don’t need a costume. With my black fur, I can blend into the night and be one with my ninja skills. I can take the road therefore my hooves don’t have to touch grass. I can wear my fanny pack and put my house key in it as well as other snacks that Nana sends me back home with.
What could possibly go wrong?
Piglove 
Eli Pacheco
06/19/2014 at 1:59 am
Don’t be pig-headed, man. Think of the consequences! #PigOnTheLoose
PigLove
06/19/2014 at 9:06 am
Snorts. Consequences huh? Extra treats sound good to me. What could *possibly* go wrong? XOXO – Bacon
Boomdeeadda
06/19/2014 at 2:26 am
Your plan seems practically flawless…snort. Try this theme music, it might get you all geared up.
PigLove
06/19/2014 at 9:08 am
OMP(Oh my pig!) I ❤ it!! Now that I think of it, I think mom has a beanie baby (don't ask – rolls piggy eyes) that plays that theme music. I must go look for it today to put my plan into action. Thanks my friend – you're the best. XOXO – Bacon
Boomdeeadda
06/19/2014 at 2:28 am
By the way, if Harry Potter can fly, why not piggies? I think it’s entirely feasible. Great aerial shot Bacon.
PigLove
06/19/2014 at 9:08 am
Hey, mom says with enough thrust in running, I can fly. She’s seen me around the house and in my backyard. I think I can do this. And thanks about the aerial shot. I’m still a little dizzy from getting that picture – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Bongo
06/19/2014 at 2:29 am
That sounds like a great plan to me. If you need any help let me know. I’m known in certain circles as an escape artist.
PigLove
06/19/2014 at 9:09 am
Hey – that’s what I’m talking about Bongo – Thanks Dude! XOXO – Bacon
speedyrabbit
06/19/2014 at 2:41 am
Hehehehe so you’re going to do a piggy houdini act Eh?Godd luck my friend.I like to escape from time to time too,xx Speedy
PigLove
06/19/2014 at 9:09 am
What could possibly go wrong?? I have been known to escape out of my bedroom during the night when all is sleeping. It should be a fun adventure. XOXO – Bacon
sunsetdragon
06/19/2014 at 4:06 am
Oh man you gonna be to full to get back home very quickly with all of those treats sweet Bacon.
PigLove
06/19/2014 at 9:18 am
You think? That’s why I’m bringing my fanny pack so I can take some back home with me. I think this can work. What could go wrong, right? XOXO – Bacon
peacelovenwhiskers
06/19/2014 at 4:16 am
What if you’re caught? Will hemi get more whacks on your bum? Will you be grounded forever? Will you be forced to live outside in a dog house?
PigLove
06/19/2014 at 9:19 am
Ponders for a moment. We got think positive. It should work. Really. I’ve escaped out of my bedroom before. I can be at Nanas and back before mom and dad knows. And of course Nana will not rat me out. Nana’s keep secrets for their grandpigs. But then if Hemi catches me, he might hang it over my bum for a while. I gotta make sure he’s asleep with mom and dad when I do this. Thanks for the tips – 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
Molly The Wally
06/19/2014 at 4:47 am
OMD Bacon be careful you don’t get caught. You might end up in the dog house and that ain’t a great place to be. Phone Nana for take out we say. Yes takeaway treats is the way to go.
Have a tremendous Thursday.
Best wishes Molly
PigLove
06/19/2014 at 9:20 am
Heads up with piqued interest. Takeaway from Nana’s. That could work as well. hhhmm – I might have to think about that. Thanks for the tip Molly – XOXO – Bacon
Reilly Denny
06/19/2014 at 6:18 am
We think you had better just invite Nina to afternoon tea….we don’t want to see you on hath six o’clock news
PigLove
06/19/2014 at 9:21 am
Snorts – but if I was on television then you could say you know that famous pig – snorts. hhhmm – I’m going to have to think more about this. I can’t be a criminal pig. What would mom’s worky place think of me? XOXO – Bacon
onespoiledcat
06/19/2014 at 6:37 am
Oh Bacon that great escape definitely looks “do-able” especially by a “stealth pig” like you BUTTTT, my concern would be that some great big doggy might intercept you on your journey and that might not be much fun…..I kind of think that inviting Nana over for a visit (B.Y.O.P.T.)* might be safer – really.
Hugs, Cousin Sam
* Bring Your Own Piggy Treats
PigLove
06/19/2014 at 9:23 am
Snap – I didn’t think about big barky things that I might cross during my pig escape. Thanks cousin. Maybe I need to start writing up an invitation to Nana for a BYOPT party… of course to share is to care 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
Animalcouriers
06/19/2014 at 7:01 am
Only slight fly in the ointment is you don’t like to go outside… 😀
PigLove
06/19/2014 at 9:24 am
Well, I’ve been practicing that routine and I’m okay on concrete or the deck. Just not grass. Grass on my hooves is yucky. It’s a texture thing. It feels nasty. If I walk on grass, I keep stopping and flicking my hooves in all directions. Maybe I need to wear socks on my great pig escape? XOXO – Bacon
Animalcouriers
06/19/2014 at 9:54 am
We are behind the times! Perhaps if you wear high heels Granny will be able to see you through the spy hole?
PigLove
06/19/2014 at 10:33 am
aaww – this is true. Perhaps I should send her a text before I leave. That way she can be on the look out for me. XOXO – Bacon
Cynthia Reyes
06/19/2014 at 7:16 am
Onward and upward! And I love that pic of the caped crusader.
PigLove
06/19/2014 at 9:24 am
aaww – thanks. I guess that’s the only way this little oinker is going to get a cape – hint snort hint snort MOM. XOXO – Bacon
sally
06/19/2014 at 8:09 am
I am glad you thought about the grass thing, just keep your feet firmly on the road and your nose down so that you truely do blend into the night. I’m thinking that somehow you should just co opt Big Daddy from next door into helping, I dont know how, actually I just wanted to say Big Daddy which is the coolest name in the South.
PigLove
06/19/2014 at 9:27 am
Snorts – you might be right. How to put this plan together… I must consult some conspiracy in Big Daddy. Thanks for the tip. XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
06/19/2014 at 9:49 am
Oh brother … remember what happened with that red riding hood once as she was on the way to her nana… ok, it was a human, a girl and she wore a red cape, what are the best requirements for an epic fail… so, I would call a taxi cab…
PigLove
06/19/2014 at 10:33 am
Oh shivers and snorts. SO true. Makes me want to rethink my cape desires – NO red – that’s definitely for sure. XOXO – Bacon
dogdaz
06/19/2014 at 10:30 am
No!!!! Danger danger danger.
PigLove
06/19/2014 at 10:34 am
Why do I hear Will Robinson in my head now? That’s strange. hhhmm – I think a need a nap. XOXO – Bacon
dogdaz
06/19/2014 at 11:59 am
Exactly where I was going (showing my age) – Mom
mythreemoggies
06/19/2014 at 10:56 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZEF0RUJ8Tg. We saw this and thought of you xx
PigLove
06/19/2014 at 10:59 am
SQUEAL!! That is too adorable my friends. I absolutely ❤ it! Thanks so much – it made this little oinker smile. XOXO – Bacon
Will and Eko
06/19/2014 at 11:49 am
Aside from all the parts of the plan that could go wrong, this plan is flawless!
PigLove
06/19/2014 at 12:28 pm
Snorts. I’m thinking so too – flawless. What could possibly go wrong? XOXO – Bacon
Genevieve Petrillo
06/19/2014 at 1:43 pm
Nothing can go wrong with this plan. It is well thought out and perfect. Ummm…. Er…. How will you work the doorknob to get out….?
Love and licks,
Cupcake
PigLove
06/19/2014 at 1:55 pm
Our door knobs here at the Hotel Thompson have up/down levers cause of mom’s arthritis. I think I can jump up and pull it down. 😉 XOXO – Bacon
evilsquirrel13
06/19/2014 at 1:50 pm
Beware of any evil possums that may slow your progress!
PigLove
06/19/2014 at 1:56 pm
Perhaps I need to speak with Journalist Rocky the Squirrel in my backyard to see if he will go with me. If he can’t, maybe my unicorn or the Bigfoot that stays back there can go? XOXO – Bacon
evilsquirrel13
06/19/2014 at 1:58 pm
I don’t think squirrels are willing to pull night shifts. I’d focus on the unicorn and the sasquatch…
PigLove
06/19/2014 at 2:56 pm
Got it. Thanks for the info. I’m off to make some convert plans now with them. XOXO – Bacon
kolytyi
06/19/2014 at 3:46 pm
What if you get pignapped and they want a 1 billion dollars in ransom???
PigLove
06/19/2014 at 4:21 pm
Uh-oh. We may have a problem Houston. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
purrfectkitties
06/19/2014 at 3:51 pm
Hey, this sounds like the PURRFECT plan!! Good luck, dear friend!! 😀 xxoo Roxy & Tigerlino 😉
PigLove
06/19/2014 at 4:21 pm
Thanks pals. I’ll keep ya’ll updated. XOXO – Bacon
winterblueangel
06/19/2014 at 5:48 pm
Humm I think extra treats sound like an awesome win if you make it. Just be careful and safe. I don’t expect to hear you were caught!
PigLove
06/19/2014 at 6:20 pm
Thanks pal. I’m working on a plan. I hope it works. XOXO – Bacon
gentlestitches
06/19/2014 at 6:24 pm
Oh do be very, very careful.
PigLove
06/19/2014 at 6:26 pm
Thank you Auntie Sharon. I will be careful. Very, very careful. XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
06/19/2014 at 8:51 pm
Stick to da path n da plan…bee vigeelantte n do nott let anyone tempt ya wif treetz…pleeze go strait to Nanna’zz n come strait home cause if anyfing happenz to me sweetpiggieboy me wuud lose me furry mind!!!!
Do ya hear me Bacon???
Me is sirius!!!!!
Lub yer now bery wurried Nylablue 😦
PigLove
06/19/2014 at 9:24 pm
I hear you my sweet purr thing. I will be very very careful. Straight to Nana’s and straight back. No taking to strangers. Nope. Not going to make my sweet snugglebug worry. XOXO – Bacon
wallaceandsamuel
06/20/2014 at 5:24 am
What could possible go wrong indeed! Do you have night vision goggles? Do you have a map & compass? Is your cell phone fully charged just in case you need to make a call? DO NOT…we repeat, DO NOT stop to oink at any strangers and that includes wolves (have you heard of Little Red Riding Hood?)
Good Luck!
Wally & Sammy
PigLove
06/20/2014 at 8:39 am
OH snap and SQUEAL – I forgot about the wolves. This isn’t good. Nope not good at all. I’m going to have to rethink the entire great pig escape plan. I’m going back to the drawing board. Thank you my friends for reminding me of that vulture. How could I forget?! XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
06/20/2014 at 7:18 pm
Yow Wallace n Samuel make BERY guud pointz dere Bacon!!! Ya needz to reethink diz idea fer shure…
Now me nose sum wolfiez are nice butt dere are sum hungree onez out dere dat wuud see ya az a Pork Roast n nott as yer self…
Me finkz ya bettur fink it out again!! 😉
Lub Nylablue x0x0x0x0
PigLove
06/20/2014 at 7:34 pm
Oh sweet purr thing. After careful consideration, I think I’m changing my mind. I will call nana for treat delivery. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
06/20/2014 at 8:25 pm
MOL poor Bacon…me nose ya wanted an adventure butt dat cuud hab terned into sumfing bery scarey ***shudderz***
Me finkz treet deeliveree iz a much bettur idea!!!
Mum asked me if dere are wolfiez where ya live n me siad maybee nott butt dere cuud be wild poochiez or coyotez n dey are just as hungree rite??
Lub yer reeleeved n happy kittehgurl
❤ ❤ Nylablue ❤ ,3
PigLove
06/20/2014 at 8:29 pm
You are right my sweet purr thing. You are the voice of reasoning. There are wild things out there at night. I’ve heard sounds from my bedroom. Weird sounds at that. XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
06/20/2014 at 8:38 pm
Maybee ya haz ‘loupy garuz’…Mum told me to say dat…what da KAT iz dem??? Soundz a bit fishy to me…
Butt dere are wild katz n poochiex all over da place…it just wuud nott be safe…
Me finkz stayin inside iz best. Aftur all ya haz TV n PC n guud nomz….
Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤
PigLove
06/20/2014 at 8:39 pm
That is true my sweet love. Ill stay put here unless I sneak in the closet and travel your way 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
06/20/2014 at 8:50 pm
Guud diea; at leest wif closet travel dere are no fangy critturz lookin fer snackz 😉
Lub Nylablue (a mitey reeleeved Nylablue at dat!)
❤ ❤ ❤ ❤