Who Else Knows This Game?

Snorts – mommy is forever losing these items.  I seriously think they are actively working together to pick on poor mom.  Mom says she puts them all in the same place every single night.  But if she did, wouldn’t they be in that same place in the morning time instead of MIA?

Anyone else have this problem?  Snorts with piggy laughter.

 

MIA Bashful!

Oh dear – Bashful went MIA and about gave Speedy and his mom a heart attack!  He was eventually found but OMP (oh my pig).  That little tyke of mine can be really mischievous when he wants to be – snorts.

Be sure to go check out Speedy’s post today and see some magnificent pictures.  It is such a beautiful place that Bashful is visiting – so magical.  I ❤ this picture of Bashful overlooking a little river.

Thanks Speedy for showing my little tyke a great time – love you!

 

The Great Pig Escape

Insert the theme music to Mission Impossible.  Insert the Bond music.  Insert any kind of secret pig music you can think of – snorts.  I’ve thought long and hard about ‘The Great Pig Escape’.  Let me explain and tell you the plan.

Nana lives TEN houses up from the Hotel Thompson.  Nana *always* gives me treats and LOTS of them.  I took an aerial view of my hood – don’t ask how cause I’m still dizzy from it.  I can wait until mom tucks me in for the night.  I can wait until I hear daddy snoring.  I can then sneak out of the Hotel Thompson at night and blend in to the outside.  I can take the pink arrowed path up to Nana’s and ring her doorbell. Of course she will let me in.  I mean it’s only dark, she can’t see me through the peep hole but if I snort she’ll recognize me.  I can get my share of treats and be back home in bed before mom and dad know I’m PMIA (Piggy Missing in Action).

I don’t need a costume.  With my black fur, I can blend into the night and be one with my ninja skills.  I can take the road therefore my hooves don’t have to touch grass.  I can wear my fanny pack and put my house key in it as well as other snacks that Nana sends me back home with.

What could possibly go wrong?

 

Where in the World is Bashful?

This is Bashful sitting on mom’s keyboard. He actually got to spend some time with mommy before he flew out to parts unknown in the world. He’s been gone now for 6 days and *still* hasn’t shown up at his designated place of arrival. I’m thinking we are going to have to send out a search party soon. What do you think?

What if he got lost? What if people don’t understand his southern drawl when he talks? What if he got rocknapped and held for a ransom? Oh shivers to mergatroid – Bashful – are you out there? Please report in soon. 🙂