Insert the theme music to Mission Impossible. Insert the Bond music. Insert any kind of secret pig music you can think of – snorts. I’ve thought long and hard about ‘The Great Pig Escape’. Let me explain and tell you the plan.
Nana lives TEN houses up from the Hotel Thompson. Nana *always* gives me treats and LOTS of them. I took an aerial view of my hood – don’t ask how cause I’m still dizzy from it. I can wait until mom tucks me in for the night. I can wait until I hear daddy snoring. I can then sneak out of the Hotel Thompson at night and blend in to the outside. I can take the pink arrowed path up to Nana’s and ring her doorbell. Of course she will let me in. I mean it’s only dark, she can’t see me through the peep hole but if I snort she’ll recognize me. I can get my share of treats and be back home in bed before mom and dad know I’m PMIA (Piggy Missing in Action).
I don’t need a costume. With my black fur, I can blend into the night and be one with my ninja skills. I can take the road therefore my hooves don’t have to touch grass. I can wear my fanny pack and put my house key in it as well as other snacks that Nana sends me back home with.
What could possibly go wrong?