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Breaking News –

17 May

Journalist Rocky the Squirrel here –

keeping his paws on the nuts of the world

**Breaking News ** Breaking News **

**Breaking News ** Breaking News **

 

Information has been received over the wire reports this morning that a random act of mischief has taken place at a local Walmart in Rocksville. A juvenile rolling stone was caught causing mayhem by riding a blue skateboard throughout the store carelessly. The juvenile rolling stone was overheard shouting, “Whee, whee” and “Catch me if you can”. The rolling stone was observed skateboarding down aisles of the store in the toy department in between humans feet. No one was harmed but authorities are looking for the juvenile rolling stone for counseling. Skateboarding throughout the aisles of the Walmart is greatly frowned upon for the safety of its customers.

A video has been released of the juvenile rolling stone in his time of mishief. If you recognize this juvenile rolling stone, please comment on this posting. All comments will be strictly confidential. Thank you for your help in this grave matter.

 
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Posted by on 05/17/2013 in Journalist Rocky the Squirrel

 

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9 responses to “Breaking News –

  1. speedyrabbit

    05/17/2013 at 2:18 am

    oh no!Quick hide Bashful

     
    • PigLove

      05/17/2013 at 8:28 am

      What – looks innocently around. I know not of what you speak about my hoppitity friend. Toodles – Bashful

       
  2. Animalcouriers

    05/17/2013 at 2:51 am

    Never seen him before, officer 😉

     
    • PigLove

      05/17/2013 at 8:29 am

      Who is this impersonator trying to get little ole innocent *me* in trouble?! Toodles – Bashful

       
  3. Basil

    05/17/2013 at 4:03 am

    I think you are being framed Bashful!!

     
    • PigLove

      05/17/2013 at 8:29 am

      I do believe I am too Basil. I just don’t know what these people are talking about. *ME* break the rules of Wally World – impossible. Toodles – Bashful

       
  4. The Hook

    05/17/2013 at 8:41 am

    Great work, Rocky!

     
    • PigLove

      05/17/2013 at 8:48 am

      Thank you kind Sir. We shall find this little delinquent soon. – Journalist Rocky the Squirrel

       
  5. easyweimaraner

    05/17/2013 at 8:48 am

    oh that’s the end for wally world as we know it :o)

     

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