Public Announcement – Bacon is Friend NOT Food

16 May


Mom and dad have absolutely no identity anymore when they go anywhere, especially restaurants. In fact, when they go to restaurants it’s, “There’s Bacon’s parents” and “How is the little man” or “Anything new on Bacon’s blog?” Poor mom and dad – no identity anymore – snort chuckles.

But they take it in good stride. Heck, mom just shines like a proud mother and passes out my business cards to all of those interested.


One local restaurant, a mexican restaurant that they love, is the absolute funniest. I say funny because if I think too hard about it I might get worried. You see, they *always* want to see pictures of me. They *always* tell others about me in the restaurant. This past weekend though, mom and dad got scared. The manager looked at me and said, “He’s ready, bring him in.” What?! Bring me in for what? The manager said the look on mom’s face was priceless. I think I made it rain on my legs when she told me.

Excuse me Mr. Manager – Bacon is Friend NOT Food – okay. Kthanxbai Mr. Manager. Thanks for taking good care of mom and dad in your restaurant. You won’t see me except in pictures or here in my blog. But thank you so very much for the invite.


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20 responses to “Public Announcement – Bacon is Friend NOT Food

  1. Animalcouriers

    05/16/2013 at 1:07 am

    Naughty man! There are some things you just don’t joke about.

    • PigLove

      05/16/2013 at 6:34 am

      Snort sniffles. Isn’t that right? Who would ever think “I” was made for dinner? Simply astonishes me. XOXO – Bacon

  2. speedyrabbit

    05/16/2013 at 1:31 am

    Bacon your poor mum she must have be mortified,mummy say’s that bacon as a food is not really good for you any way so no bacon here except you on our PC,xx Speedy

  3. gentlestitches

    05/16/2013 at 1:37 am

    You are safe around me Bacon, my favourite food is the chick pea and especially falafel. πŸ™‚

    • PigLove

      05/16/2013 at 6:36 am

      Mmm love that. Thanks my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Long Life Cats and Dogs

    05/16/2013 at 2:10 am

    How frightening. Glad you have your mom and dad to protect you Bacon. Very funny that they are no longer themselves but the Bacon Minders πŸ˜€

    • PigLove

      05/16/2013 at 6:37 am

      I know – snort. They have no identity anymore. They are my staff! Chuckles. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Basil

    05/16/2013 at 5:39 am

    I think he was pulling you leg!

    • PigLove

      05/16/2013 at 6:37 am

      I hope so cause I wasn’t laughing. Snort PLOL. XOXO – Bacon

    • PigLove

      05/16/2013 at 9:35 am

      I hope that was all he was pulling – sounded like a close call to this little piglet – Snort – PLOL. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Chancy and his cats

    05/16/2013 at 8:54 am

    Oh, no!!! How could such a thought ever enter anyone’s mind sweet Bacon? Hugs and snout kisses

    • PigLove

      05/16/2013 at 9:36 am

      I know. I’m for loving and snuggles – not the tummy for sure! XOXO – Bacon

  7. easyweimaraner

    05/16/2013 at 9:14 am

    …thinks that’s more a cannibal-restaurant :o) I’m glad my staff eats no meat, they are veggies – even me eats no piggies, I’m more the seafood or beef-guy :o)

    • PigLove

      05/16/2013 at 9:37 am

      I knew I absolutely loved you Easy – snout high fives. The humans do let me eat chicken from time to time. How could ‘anyone’ want to harm the baconator?? XOXO – Bacon

  8. evilsquirrel13

    05/16/2013 at 10:35 am

    You made it rain on your legs…. OMG! That is so funny!!!! Poor Bacon!

    If a redhead named Wendy wants to take you back into the kitchen, don’t go….

    • PigLove

      05/16/2013 at 10:40 am

      Snort – thanks for the heads up. I’ve heard about this red haired hussy named Wendy. Daddy says that she has the original baconator. I say she’s wrong and spunging on my fame. *I* am the original baconator – snort. XOXO – Bacon

      P.S. That ‘rain’ made a huge puddle too snort oink

  9. agatapokutycka

    05/16/2013 at 12:29 pm

    Why it can be both? Friendly food?

    • PigLove

      05/16/2013 at 12:46 pm

      Snort chuckles. As long as they don’t want to eat *me*, I can be friendly food πŸ™‚ XOXO -Bacon

  10. majormanafemale

    10/30/2014 at 3:30 pm

    They sadly do make food out of your cousins I don’t eat it. Your breed is safe the manager decided to have fun for him with your parents. Ps thanks for follwing my blog I am already following yours thru putting in email adress and name before I startered my own.

    • PigLove

      10/30/2014 at 3:33 pm

      aaww – thanks my new friend πŸ™‚ I really appreciate that – all around. XOXO – Bacon


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