Happy Weekend my friends! I hope you have something exciting planned. I’m not sure what mom/dad will be up to you yet. They’ve been tossing ideas back and forth all weekend. I’ve heard everything from visiting the zoo to just simply hanging out with the Baconator – ME?! Oink snort. Of course, I personally favor the latter. I’m always up for snuggles. Whatever they decide, I’ll keep you posted.
Information has been received over the wire reports this morning that a random act of mischief has taken place at a local Walmart in Rocksville. A juvenile rolling stone was caught causing mayhem by riding a blue skateboard throughout the store carelessly. The juvenile rolling stone was overheard shouting, “Whee, whee” and “Catch me if you can”. The rolling stone was observed skateboarding down aisles of the store in the toy department in between humans feet. No one was harmed but authorities are looking for the juvenile rolling stone for counseling. Skateboarding throughout the aisles of the Walmart is greatly frowned upon for the safety of its customers.
A video has been released of the juvenile rolling stone in his time of mishief. If you recognize this juvenile rolling stone, please comment on this posting. All comments will be strictly confidential. Thank you for your help in this grave matter.