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Oh No He Didn’t!

15 Dec

There I was this morning just like any other morning in my bedroom warm and tucked into bed.  I woke up because I knew through my internal alarm that it was time to get mommy up for her worky place.  I get out of bed, stretched and farted – what?  Doesn’t everybody do that?  Snorts with piggy laughter.

I went to get mommy up but her bedroom door was shut.  That’s when I heard someone in the kitchen.  I got kind of excited then because I thought mommy beat me out of bed and was cooking my breakfast.  I yawned and softly walked down the hall with my hooves tapping against the wood floors.

I get to the kitchen and guess what? The piggy gate is open.  That’s odd but then again mommy is up, right?  So I walk into the kitchen.  That’s when I started shivering.  I saw that evil Don Juan on the stove cooking.  He motioned for me to come on over cause he had my breakfast ready.  That six inch tall rat is going down for this!

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Posted by on December 15, 2016 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon

 

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14 responses to “Oh No He Didn’t!

  1. Tails Around the Ranch

    December 15, 2016 at 12:38 pm

    Oooh-ouch. Not cool, Bacon. Sam thinks you should give him a swirly in the bathroom. You know in the bowl!

     
    • Piglove

      December 15, 2016 at 1:40 pm

      If I catch that misfit, I’m giving him to Houdini. Houdini will destroy him! XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. Amy

    December 15, 2016 at 1:27 pm

    Cannibalism. *shudder*

     
    • Piglove

      December 15, 2016 at 1:40 pm

      Exactly! That deranged elf has to go! XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. David

    December 15, 2016 at 1:43 pm

    Cooking bacon??? This is one sick sicko.

    There’s going to be a new paranormal show debuting on WE TV come Thu, Jan 5. It’s called “Ghosts In The Hood”. One of the commercials for the new program is too funny – what they thought to be a demon is actually a foil balloon.

     
    • Piglove

      December 15, 2016 at 1:51 pm

      OMP! The OPO. I just checked out the preview. Why is it like a train wreck that I have to watch?? Shaking my piggy head. Lord help us all. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • David

        December 15, 2016 at 1:57 pm

        Well, you have to watch because your mom watches those kind of shows. We waiting to see the new batch of The Dead Files. But, I must say the new episodes of Ghost Adventures opened the door to more creepier stuff. 🙂

         
  4. katsrus

    December 15, 2016 at 2:40 pm

    That’s awful. He needs to be dealt with.
    Sue B

     
    • Piglove

      December 15, 2016 at 2:42 pm

      Yes.He.Does. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. easyweimaraner

    December 16, 2016 at 3:00 am

    ooooh that#s a pig-ture what fits better to howl-o-ween than to chrisatmas…that Don Juan should go with your mom to work today… maybe she can place him behind the bars till new year?

     
    • Piglove

      December 16, 2016 at 9:56 am

      You know that little guy is fast and can never be found when we want to catch him. I’m going to have to lay a trap out for him. I can’t go through another year of this. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. Dennis the Vizsla

    December 17, 2016 at 4:34 pm

    hello bacon its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav seen that elf frozen in a blok of ice by the girl frum the dokyoomentry frozen wot is abowt frozen things!!!! so i think all yoo need to do is trak her down and she kan tayk the elf owt for yoo she did it wunse she can do it agin!!! ok bye

     
    • Piglove

      December 19, 2016 at 10:09 am

      OMP – What an awesome idea my friend. That seems so perfect. I must trap that misfit and do this. THanks! XOXO – Bacon

       

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