Journalist Rocky the Squirrel here – Keeping my paws on the nuts of the world!
Information has been received over the afternoon wire reports that the juvenile rolling stone has yet been caught again in another act of mischief. This time, the act took place in a local Toys R Us department store in McDonough, Georgia. Unlike the other two times, the juvenile rolling store was caught in a ‘toy’ buggy rolling down a store aisle singing Joan Jett’s famous song I Love Rock N Roll.
Authorities believe that this is the same juvenile rolling stone that was caught in May at a local Wal-mart store and then again in June at a local Target store. In both of these instances, the juvenile rolling stone was video taped riding a skateboard unlike the current sighting. When authorities were questioned as to thy they think it is the same juvenile stone and why, they replied, “It’s all in his itty bitty shaky eyes. He has the look of a rock gone bad.”
Authorities are also advising the public not to try and apprehend this juvenile delinquent rock by themselves but to please call your local police station. If you have any information on this juvenile rolling stone, please leave a comment here.
Piglove 
jaspersdoggyworld
07/12/2018 at 1:12 am
You gotta watch that rock!!
Piglove
07/12/2018 at 8:55 am
I know! He has been going wild! What in the world will he end up doing next? XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
07/12/2018 at 1:15 am
he is a rolling stone… literally… maybe the stores need a warning sign now or a red light so he will not overroll the customers…
Piglove
07/12/2018 at 8:55 am
You might be right brother. I now he’s starting doing something else that I just can’t even begin to understand. I can’t tell you the facts yet because I’m still overwhelmed at his decision! XOXO – Bacon
speedyrabbit
07/12/2018 at 1:30 am
Hehehe Vroom Vroom Bashful,xx Speedy
evilsquirrel13
07/12/2018 at 11:25 am
Bashful may want to watch his back… I hear the police have called out the skunk posse.
Piglove
07/12/2018 at 2:36 pm
Oh no. Lowers my head. Who would have ever though such a cute and innocent tyke would cause so much chaos. XOXO – Bacon
The Canadian Cats
07/12/2018 at 8:42 pm
Where did you go wrong? Is it possible he rocked when he should’ve rolled?
Shoko
Piglove
07/16/2018 at 9:41 am
You know I think that might just be it. He might have been dropped on his little head too much as a child? I’m not sure where I went wrong – shaking my piggy head. XOXO – Bacon
CarolMaeWY
07/12/2018 at 9:13 pm
Be you Bashful! 🤣
Piglove
07/16/2018 at 9:41 am
The little guy has to rock and roll for sure. You just wouldn’t believe what he’s up to now…. winks. XOXO – Bacon
Tails Around the Ranch
07/14/2018 at 1:57 pm
So that’s why the civil defense alarms were going off! I wondered about that. Should have known that cheeky little bugger was at it again. There’s just no corralling him, is there?
Piglove
07/16/2018 at 9:46 am
Shaking my head. Oh my friend. You just don’t know what the little tyke is up to now. He is way out of control…. let alone costing daddy money that daddy doesn’t no about yet… sshh that’s our secret. XOXO – Bacon
David
07/14/2018 at 2:02 pm
He managed to get in and out Toys R Us without being marked down in price?
Piglove
07/16/2018 at 9:46 am
Unbelievable isn’t it? He ducked and moved when he should have and got out just in time. Lucky little tyke. XOXO – Bacon