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Friends I Need Your Help

This is me over the weekend.  Yep believe it or not I’m digging the backyard at times.  There’s all kinds of adventures to be held out there.  I look at this picture and it screams to me that I’m too skinny.  Really!  Look at those ribs.  I think I need to ‘fatten’ up a bit.  Dad agrees but I think for an entirely different reason if you know what I mean – shivers to mergatroid.

Mom says I’m just fine and that she has to watch my weight because a heavy piggy is a sick piggy.  I hear her.  I really do.  But when she starts talking diet stuff all I hear is blah, blah, blah.  I mean, what’s a couple of more bananas and another cut of animal crackers a day.  Piggy starving here…. snorts with piggy laughter.

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