This is me over the weekend. Yep believe it or not I’m digging the backyard at times. There’s all kinds of adventures to be held out there. I look at this picture and it screams to me that I’m too skinny. Really! Look at those ribs. I think I need to ‘fatten’ up a bit. Dad agrees but I think for an entirely different reason if you know what I mean – shivers to mergatroid.
Mom says I’m just fine and that she has to watch my weight because a heavy piggy is a sick piggy. I hear her. I really do. But when she starts talking diet stuff all I hear is blah, blah, blah. I mean, what’s a couple of more bananas and another cut of animal crackers a day. Piggy starving here…. snorts with piggy laughter.