Albert is a Bully

20 Nov

That’s right.  I said it.  I didn’t stutter when I typed.  Albert, mom’s Smart car, is a bully.  You don’t believe me do you?  You think, “Aaww, that cute little blue Smart car can’t be a thug.”  Snorts – you just don’t know Albert very well.  Let me tell you a story about sweet old Albert.

The other day, mom and dad took me for a spin around town.  We were stopped at a red light when this car pulled up beside us.  It was a rocking red sports car – the top was down and it was smoking hot.  That’s when it happened.  Albert persuaded mom to roll down her window, get the peeps attention in the smoking red sports car and ask them if they wanted to race.  The nerve of Albert!  Of course after the nice folks stopped laughing, the light changed.  They got stuck in traffic at the next light as Albert rolled up next to them, honked his horn and we kept rolling.

See, I told you.  Albert is a bully.


Posted by on 11/20/2014 in Bacon


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32 responses to “Albert is a Bully

  1. guineapigsqueak

    11/20/2014 at 1:12 pm

    Naughty Albert! He’s just breaking the stereotype, you see.

    The Pigs xx

    • PigLove

      11/20/2014 at 1:18 pm

      That *has* to be it. Big bully – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  2. purrfectkitties

    11/20/2014 at 1:14 pm

    Bwahahaha… we would have loved to see the faces of the peeps in the sports car… 😆 MOL They’ll think twice before laughing at a Smart again… 😉 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

    • PigLove

      11/20/2014 at 1:19 pm

      You might be right! They laughed at first but once we passed them – I don’t think they were laughing anymore – bbwwaahhaaa XOXO – Bacon

      • purrfectkitties

        11/20/2014 at 1:20 pm

        Hehehe… serves them right… MOL 😆 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤

  3. The Canadian Cats

    11/20/2014 at 1:18 pm

    He’s no bully…haha….just overly optimistic.


    • PigLove

      11/20/2014 at 1:19 pm

      Snorts. He says when he grows up, he’s going to be a Cadillac Escalade – XOXo – Bacon

  4. hutchagoodlife

    11/20/2014 at 1:38 pm

    Oh Albert, such a rebel! 🙂

    • PigLove

      11/20/2014 at 1:42 pm

      Snorts – he sure is. Reminds me of someone else I know. Looks around innocently. XOXO – Bacon

  5. hairballexpress

    11/20/2014 at 1:46 pm

    Hmmmm- I think Albert could help me with the Creature! I just may ask to borrow him!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! 😸

    • PigLove

      11/20/2014 at 2:00 pm

      Snorts. He may be just the person to help you out. I know I took careful notes this date. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Charles Huss

    11/20/2014 at 1:52 pm

    Are you sure it was Albert? Maybe he is under the control of some evil entity.

    • PigLove

      11/20/2014 at 2:01 pm

      Snorts! Well daddy was in the car… I wonder if he was the evil entity – it could possibly be. XOXO – Bacon

  7. Ranger

    11/20/2014 at 3:01 pm

    BOL… ROTFL…… I think I love Albert.

    • PigLove

      11/20/2014 at 3:03 pm

      Snorts. He is good huh? XOXO – Bacon

  8. onespoiledcat

    11/20/2014 at 3:19 pm

    Albert looks pretty innocent…..I’m thinking HE wasn’t the troublemaker at that stoplight!

    Hugs, sammy

    • PigLove

      11/20/2014 at 3:40 pm

      Snorts – looks around innocently. I wonder who it could have been then? XOXO – Bacon

  9. pawedblog

    11/20/2014 at 3:40 pm

    Haha aww nah I think he was just having some fun!
    Hugs, Carrie & Pups x

    • PigLove

      11/20/2014 at 3:56 pm

      I think you are right. You get daddy involved in Albert and there is no telling what might happen – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  10. sunsetdragon

    11/20/2014 at 6:58 pm

    Oh my Albert is a bully. Must be shot man syndrome. 😛

  11. katsrus

    11/20/2014 at 7:40 pm

    Sounds like he might be some trouble.
    Sue B

    • PigLove

      11/21/2014 at 8:26 am

      You are so right – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  12. Lassiter chase and Benjamin

    11/20/2014 at 7:45 pm


  13. gentlestitches

    11/20/2014 at 9:00 pm

    Albert is hilarious, also saves money (more treats for you Bacon) saves the planet (less emissions less fuel) and looks stunning. “sports” cars are so yesterday. Albert is the FUTURE and obviously no “pushover” either. 😀

    • PigLove

      11/21/2014 at 8:27 am

      Snorts – see I love the way you think Auntie Sharon. He is just fighting for his place in this big world. That’s it. XOXO – Bacon

  14. evilsquirrel13

    11/20/2014 at 10:49 pm

    Small cars can be pretty badass! My Neon took on a big honkin SUV once and totally won. OK, that wasn’t good for my insurance, but nevertheless, my little Neon’s been on an ego trip ever since…

    • PigLove

      11/21/2014 at 8:27 am

      See – there you go. Just like Albert. He has a HUGE ego too. Nothing intimidates him. Reminds me of someone else I know – looking in the mirror grinning. XOXO – Bacon

  15. easyweimaraner

    11/21/2014 at 8:23 am

    Ha! mission solved. the smartest one deserved to be the winner… and that’s Albert. No doubts!

    • PigLove

      11/21/2014 at 8:31 am

      Snorts! For something so tiny, he just is headstrong. Can you believe that daddy said the same thing about me the other day? The nerve of that man – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  16. Marty the Manx

    11/21/2014 at 9:31 pm

    Hahahaha! That Albert! Is he related to Christine?

    • PigLove

      11/22/2014 at 10:04 pm

      Snorts. You know sometimes I wonder about that. XOXO – Bacon


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