That’s right. I said it. I didn’t stutter when I typed. Albert, mom’s Smart car, is a bully. You don’t believe me do you? You think, “Aaww, that cute little blue Smart car can’t be a thug.” Snorts – you just don’t know Albert very well. Let me tell you a story about sweet old Albert.
The other day, mom and dad took me for a spin around town. We were stopped at a red light when this car pulled up beside us. It was a rocking red sports car – the top was down and it was smoking hot. That’s when it happened. Albert persuaded mom to roll down her window, get the peeps attention in the smoking red sports car and ask them if they wanted to race. The nerve of Albert! Of course after the nice folks stopped laughing, the light changed. They got stuck in traffic at the next light as Albert rolled up next to them, honked his horn and we kept rolling.
See, I told you. Albert is a bully.