Dear Bacon

Dear Bacon,

Have you ever had one of those moments when you just want to pull the covers over your head and stay in bed?  Signed Sleepy Kitty 

Dear Sleepy Kitty,
Oh my friend.  I have those moments for sure.  There’s no reason why you can’t just do that.  Stay in bed for a bit longer and sleep.  The day will be waiting for you when you get up.

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Dear Bacon,

I think for the Olympics this year, they need to have bunny jumping.  I’ve been practicing all of my life.  Don’t you think it would be awesome to watch?  Signed BunBun

Dear BunBun,
I think it would be totally fun to watch.  I would be glued to the television watching you scale those poles.  You got some really get thrust in flying over them my friend.  I would definitely give you a score of 10!  Keep flying my super hero!

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Dear Bacon,

I know it’s cold to you and I’ll tell you it is for us as well that live outdoors.  But I thought I would let you in on a secret.  When it’s really cold and I think I can’t go on, I close my eyes tight and dream of somewhere warm.  I imagine the heat hitting me all over my body and it feels so toasty warm.  The next time you are cold, try it and see how you feel.  Signed Rabbit Muse

Dear Rabbit Muse,
You may have something there my friend.  I will definitely remember this and do it the next time I am cold.  You try to stay warm out there.  If it gets too bad, look me up.  I’ll gladly let you in over night 🙂

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Dear Bacon,

They say that after you have been with your humans for a while, you start looking like each other.  I think my human has rubbed off on my slightly. I’m cool with that.  You should see my human.  He says I’ve rubbed off on him as well  Signed Domguise

Dear Domguise,
WOW.  That’s all I gotta say.  If this is what has happened to you, I can only imagine what your human looks like.  You do make the look though my friend.  Really, you do.  Take care.

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Dear Bacon,

Don’t let my size and cute looks fool you.  I’m one crazy and tough quack.  This is a deadly beak and I can take care of myself.  Whatcha looking at pig?  Signed Duck Off

Dear Duck Off,
Hey, no problems here my friend.  I know when I’m up against a touch quacker.  I think it’s in your beady eyes that you mean business and will not put up with any crap from anyone.  Shivers – you scare me.  You really do. 

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Remember friends – send your questions and pictures to me at Baconthompson@gmail.com