So, it’s not enough lately that Mother Nature has been flexing her power in the south. We heard this morning that rains are coming in tonight AND there could be tornado’s. WTP (what the pig) are you thinking Mother Nature!? It’s not enough that you torture us with cold weather, snow, ice, no electricity, AND earthquakes. Now you are going to throw tornado’s into the mix. Really?
Stomps piggy hooves. No more! This is so wrong on so many different levels. Let me remember the safety rules for tornado’s now…. okay that’s it. We go to the most centered place in the house with no windows – like a bathroom – and hide in the tub. Got it. Let’s see here. Two humans, two purr things and a piggy in a regular sized tub. Makes sense to me. Will we all fit. I don’t think so – shakes head. Darn. I guess those purr things can have the toilet. Snorts.
And guess what I’m picking for the movie tonight? I think it’s a great time to show The Wizard of Oz.
Double Snorts!