Elf on the Shelf – OH NO!

23 Nov

Oh my friends.  I think I’m scared.  I think I may be in trouble.  It’s almost *that* time of the year again. You know the time.  *That* time when Don Juan comes out – shivers and squeals.  Wait a minute.  You’re looking confused.  You don’t know who Don Juan is?  You might be lucky that you don’t know.  Don Juan is the name of my Elf on the Shelf here at the Hotel Thompson.  But Don Juan – he’s “special”.  I mean really “special”.  You see, Don Juan is not made of the same cloth as all of these other elves that come out for the holidays.  Don Juan is evil – pure and simple.

You see these little Elf on the Shelves are a Christmas tradition.  In theory, they watch over the household and report back to the North Pole every night.  Once at the North Pole, they inform Santa of all of the happenings at their house.  By morning, the return back to the house in different positions so you know they’ve been to the North Pole.

But Don Juan. Shakes piggy head and shivers.  Don Juan has his own agenda.  He comes out and scares everyone here at the Hotel Thompson.  He does bad things…. some things I can’t even say out loud.  I didn’t want to be the only one with this out of control elf so last year I sent some cousins of Don Juan out to some friends here in blogville.  OMP – I do hope they behave this year.

The day after Thanksgiving  is when the elves get their special powers.  The Elf on the Shelves have special powers from the day after Thanksgiving until Christmas Day.

So I have a really, REALLY important question to you my friends in blogville.  Is there anyone that can take this little oinker in for a couple of weeks?  Please.  I’ll be nice… really.


Shivers just thinking of what Don Juan is up to… Squeals!





Posted by on 11/23/2016 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon


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13 responses to “Elf on the Shelf – OH NO!

  1. pilch92

    11/23/2016 at 12:40 pm

    One of those little squealers showed up here once and we buried him in the litter box- he never came back.

    • Piglove

      11/23/2016 at 12:43 pm

      Oh dear! If I can catch the booger, I will try that for sure! XOXO – Bacon

  2. katsrus

    11/23/2016 at 12:49 pm

    Hide Bacon while there’s still time.
    Sue B

    • Piglove

      11/23/2016 at 1:11 pm

      I’m so on it! XOXO – Bacon

  3. Amy

    11/23/2016 at 12:52 pm

    I have an empty house. I will take you, Bacon!! We’ll have a grand time, and you can have your own room and tv or you can sleep in bed with us. 🙂

    • Piglove

      11/23/2016 at 1:11 pm

      ooohhh squeals! Really? Cause you know that devilish little guy is going to be the early death of me! ! XOXO – Bacon

      • Amy

        11/23/2016 at 1:24 pm

        Yes, really! You can come stay with us anytime. ❤

  4. kandykid

    11/23/2016 at 1:11 pm

    Bacon, what you have snow in Atlanta? Or was that selfie for the north pole? Kali & Shoko’s Dad

    • Piglove

      11/26/2016 at 11:26 am

      Knowing that little twerk, he probably got into mom’s sugar packs and put that down to pee on it. Shaking my head. I’m telling you – that guy is pure evil! XOXO – Bacon

  5. Photofinland by Rantasalot

    11/23/2016 at 1:11 pm

    Don’t be afraid anymore, Amy will take care of you, you lovely oinker. I would take you, too, but there is a huge ocean and some countries between us, I am sorry.
    a cat in faraway Finland.

    • Piglove

      11/26/2016 at 11:27 am

      Thanks pal! I’m telling you that I might just have to take Amy up on her offer. This twisted elf is just that – twisted! XOXO – Bacon

  6. franhunne4u

    11/23/2016 at 2:55 pm

    You should invite cousin Easy for Thanksgiving and a few hours after – after that you should be rid of your Elfproblem or Problem-elf – for good!

    • Piglove

      11/26/2016 at 11:32 am

      That does sound like a most excellent solution to my problem. I’ve gotta do something. That little guy is awful. Perhaps Hemi here can help too. He’s got some mighty big paws. XOXO – Bacon


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