Lord have mercy. Is it after Christmas yet my friends? Please tell me it’s soon – really soon – not soon enough for my liking. You see I can admit it. Don Juan’s powers are strong here. That evil little elf on the shelf needs to go back to where he came. I’m going to need therapy after all of his antics this year.
You see, this morning I went into the front room like I do every day. I was minding my own business, snorting and wobbling to the kitchen. I passed through the living room and saw Houdini. He barked. I snorted. You know to say hey to each other. That’s when I stopped in my piggy tracks.
Houdini was dressed up like an elf. WTP (What the pig!). I asked the little guy what happened. He said he thought he heard chattering last night in bed and this was how he woke up. Oh dear piggy heavens. You mean Don Juan sneaked into his bedroom and put this ridiculous outfit on him while he was sleeping?! Shivers – I may not be able to sleep myself alone now until after the elf goes back into hibernation for the season.
I admit it. This scares me. Houdini didn’t know what happened. Somehow he slept through it all? How is that? How can you sleep through being dressed?
I went straight to the phone and called Nana. I mean hey – Don Juan wants to play hard ball so I’m calling in for back up. You don’t mess with the Nana. This is when I squealed, ran to my room and hid under my toddler bed. Nana said when she woke up this morning, her pooch Tinkerbell was also dressed like an elf! What.in.the.world?! Don Juan’s powers are strong. Shakes piggy head in fear.
12/19/2014 at 1:46 am
Oh no Bacon you better out up smoking of alarm around your bed so that elf makes noise to wake you up when he comes to dress you in those silly Christmas costumes.
12/19/2014 at 5:50 am
I know right? Thank goodness he got Houdini and not me. I shiver just thinking about it! XOXO – Bacon
Lone Star Cats
12/19/2014 at 2:18 am
Sounds like Don Juan drugged him – I’d watch da water bowl.
12/19/2014 at 5:51 am
Dang. I didn’t think about that. WOW! You just can not trust the elf. XOXO – Bacon
12/19/2014 at 3:05 am
Jimminy Crickets Bacon…you got a world of hurt at your place with that dag elf…..yikes and not even nana’a place is safe…crikey! take cover buddy….just sayin…loves Fozziemum xx
12/19/2014 at 5:54 am
I’m boxing myself up with instructions not to open until after Christmas. That Don Juan scares the crap out of me. Houdini needs to bury him or shred him. I really do not care which one at this point. Shakes piggy head. XOXO – Bacon
12/21/2014 at 3:39 am
I agree…an mysterious ending would be a great help bwaaahaaaha 🙂 loves Fozziemum xxx
12/19/2014 at 4:57 am
Oh but how sweet they look! XXX
12/19/2014 at 5:59 am
Uh-huh. Do you need an elf Auntie Sharon? Snorts. I’m thinking of you. 😄 XOXO – Bacon
12/20/2014 at 9:07 am
Oh no! I don’t think I need a naughty elf!
12/21/2014 at 12:29 pm
Snorts. Really?! XOXO – Bacon
12/19/2014 at 5:52 am
They are adorable though!
12/19/2014 at 5:59 am
Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
12/19/2014 at 6:26 am
Well Bacon you might be in luck – purrrhaps they don’t have those costumes in piggy sizes?????
12/19/2014 at 6:39 am
I really hope so cousin. Shivers. XOXO – Bacon
Molly The Wally
12/19/2014 at 6:27 am
Is no where safe Bacon? Gives a new meaning to Elf and Safety we say. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly
12/19/2014 at 6:40 am
I am thinking no where is safe until after the holidays. XOXO – Bacon
12/19/2014 at 9:36 am
two dogs turned into elves the same night? mabye it has something to do with the twELVE nights of christmas?
12/19/2014 at 9:47 am
Omp! I didn’t think about that brother. You might be right. I’m off to visit that song. I don’t want any more surprises. XOXO – Bacon
Reilly & Denny
12/19/2014 at 9:43 am
Oh no – Bacon – you could be next !
12/19/2014 at 9:49 am
Gulps. Me!? Oh no. I may need to go in hiding until after Christmas. I wonder if they have piggy protection program? XOXO – Bacon
12/19/2014 at 9:46 am
The power of the Elf is both magical & scary Bacon…*shudders*
I think it is time to lock Don Juan in a closet with a PADLOCK!
I know the name of a good therapist if needed!
Love Sherri-Ellen & Siddhartha ❤ ❤ ,3
12/19/2014 at 9:49 am
I may need that name. Shivers. Im biting my hooves. That elf has me on edge! XOXO – Bacon
12/19/2014 at 9:57 am
Have the name handy.
Do you have a phone # for Mr. Stephen King? He could help with your ‘problem’!!!
12/19/2014 at 11:30 am
I may just have to ask a friend that knows a friend that knows a friend that knows Mr. King. This is getting serious around here. XOXO – Bacon
12/19/2014 at 10:36 am
Hehe they do look so adorable though! Hope you have a wonderful weekend!
12/19/2014 at 10:58 am
Thanks my sweet friends. Hope ya’ll have a blast next week. I may be a little AWOL but I’ll be checking in here and there 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
12/19/2014 at 11:55 am
Whoa! What??? What’s happening!! How was Don Juan able to dress Tinkerbell too? How did he do this!? Oh my CATS! What if we are next??? (*running for the hills*) 😉 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤
12/19/2014 at 12:14 pm
I’m telling you my friends. That elf has some powers of destruction. I walk on egg shells this time of year and try to hide from the little freak. XOXO – Bacon
12/19/2014 at 12:21 pm
Poor little Bacon! Thank CATS it’s over soon!! MOL 😉 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤
12/19/2014 at 11:58 am
Bacon I am afraid for you. You better watch your back or you might become an elf too.
12/19/2014 at 12:15 pm
Can I come live with you for a couple of weeks my friends. I promise not to eat the cats… Maybe just taste them – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
12/19/2014 at 12:36 pm
I would love to have you but; remember I got an Eggnog at my house and the same thing could happen. Mine is sort of naughty too.
12/19/2014 at 12:50 pm
Oops. I forgot about Eggnog. Squeals. I am so glad the holidays is almost over. XOXO – Bacon
The Canadian Cats
12/19/2014 at 3:52 pm
That’s it Houdini and Nana’s pooch were drugged and elfed!! Only Don Juan could have done this. He is getting very strong….his next mission….YOU my friend. Make this a mission impossible by tying his feet and hands and then gag and blind fold him. You just might…might be ok after this. Elves like Don Juan and Elfvis live off of fear my friend…so after you’ve bound and gagged him…laugh in his little Elf face. A few well placed snorts ought to scare him.
12/19/2014 at 4:17 pm
Oh squeals! I am so on this mission this weekend. That little elf must go down. I can’t let him get me. What would I do!? Oh no. Off to make elf capturing trap now. XOXO – Bacon
Marty the Manx
12/19/2014 at 9:12 pm
Oh that is sooooo bad Bacon! Thank goodness Christmas is almost here!
12/21/2014 at 12:22 pm
Amen! I do hope that i survive this season. XOXO – Bacon
12/20/2014 at 7:34 pm
I think that is a good idera Bacon!! That Elf needs a cage!!! *shudders*
Love you Sherri-Ellen & Siddhartha too xx
12/21/2014 at 1:00 pm
Yes he does. Or to be buried six feet down. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
12/21/2014 at 1:05 pm
That would be “Elficide”…you would haunted til the day you went to Summerland Bacon…stick to a cage with candy in it 😉
Love S-E. x0
12/21/2014 at 1:10 pm
Oh snorts. You are right my friend. Off to look for a cage now. XOXO – Bacon
12/21/2014 at 1:38 pm
Do you have a tSC store there? They have a good assrotment of cages 😉
Good luck Bacon.
Love S-E. x0
12/22/2014 at 2:02 am
I think i have just the perfect store for him. Evil piggy snorts. XOXO – Bacon
12/22/2014 at 4:48 pm
Godd Bacon good…I am worried for you my friend!
Love Sherri-Ellen & Siddhartha x0x0
12/22/2014 at 7:04 pm
Just a couple of more days and then I have it made until next year. I can make it right? XOXO – Bacon
12/22/2014 at 7:20 pm
Oh yea Bacon you will make it to the New Year!!!! Your girl Nylablue is ‘purrtecting’ you from Summerland…..she will send Ninja-Angels if necessary….. 😉
Love Sherri-Ellen x0x0
12/23/2014 at 6:57 am
Grins and brightens up. You are so right. My girl is never far away from me. Love you! XOXO – Bacon
12/23/2014 at 4:57 pm
I can here Nylablue here still; just little whispurrs of her purring or her walking about. She is still alive in Spirit & always will watch over all of us.
((hugs)) the cute Bacon 😉
Love Sherri-Ellen x0x0
12/24/2014 at 12:18 pm
I feel the same way my friend. I really do! XOXO – Bacon
12/25/2014 at 2:24 pm
🙂 Iknow you do sweet Bacon….Nylablue is so much a part of so many of us here…..
Hope Christmas Day is going well.
Much love Sherri-Ellen & Siddhartha x0x0x0
12/25/2014 at 2:30 pm
It is an awesome day my friend. Santa was very good to all of us here. Love you my friend so very much. Hope your day is also great. XOXO – Bacon
12/25/2014 at 2:38 pm
Excellent Bacon. It is a quiet day here. Just Siddhartha & I. Had coffee with my neighbor & have spoken to some of the family. Siddhartha & I snuggling….
Love you all, Sherri-Ellen & Dharth too x0x0
12/25/2014 at 5:12 pm
That sounds lovely. We all spent it here by ourselves too. Quiet times. Those are special. XOXO – Bacon
12/25/2014 at 5:17 pm
In all honestly Bacon I had no heart for Christmas this year. i could not visit family & I did not want to travel. If I had been on my own I suppose I would have gone to Sister’s but having a new boy gave me a good ‘reason’ for staying home.
My family do not understand how deeply I grieve for my departed felines (& I am tired of explaining myself).
A quiet day is just what the ‘Doctor’ ordered 😉
Had a good supper & will have dessert soon…..it is peaceful here & Siddhartha is napping….
Give your Mom & Dad my regards ok?
Love Sherri-Ellen & Siddhartha (zzzzzzzzzz…)
12/25/2014 at 5:19 pm
I understand completely my friend. More than you know. We typically spend the day at home with just eaxh other. No added stress / just us. It is way far better to us. Smooches my friend and again we understand. XOXO – Bacon
12/25/2014 at 5:24 pm
Ah so you DO understand. Thank you.4
My Sister & family live 350 miles south of here. It takes almost 4 hrs to get there. I usually lose feeling in my legs & fall out of car once there. Even with Lidocaine I am virtually crippled.
I spend only 2 days there & have to make the 350 mile journey back…..only to fall out of the car at this end.
I think having a ‘stay at home’ Christmas is lovely (don’t tell the family) 😉
(((((HUGS))))) Sherri-Ellen & snoozing Siddhartha ❤ ❤
12/25/2014 at 5:27 pm
We do my friend. Spending time together with your babies as mom calls us is the best Christmas. Extra cuddles and I will tell you a secret. We have not even gotten dressed all day. Snorts. We have all been running around in our jammies. Best times! XOXO – Bacon
12/25/2014 at 8:01 pm
Jammies rule; same here Bacon!!!!
Plus being quiet with Siddhartha is what I needed after losing Nylablue. I had no wish to ‘make merry’ as it were. Family are not happy about this but they have not lived thru what I have gone thru & all of you have been a part of here.
Bloggingworld are more my family if you know what I mean?
Love S-E. x0
12/25/2014 at 8:19 pm
I know exactly what you mean my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon