Bacon’s Show and Tell – REMINDER

This month for Bacon’s Show and Tell  we are highlighting that one toy that you got as a child that you absolutely HATED – snorts.You know we all received them growing up.  Your parents got you something, a friend got you something or the big man himself Santa brought you something and you had to do a double take because you couldn’t believe YOU got it.  You might have kept it a secret all these years because you didn’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings.  Then again, you might have screamed to the heavens above that you hated it. 🙂

Now is the time to tell us ALL about it.  What was that one thing you had that you HATED?  Share it with us on Bacon’s Show and Tell scheduled for Tuesday, December 30th.  Remember to link your blogs to this one so we can all share. Mark your calendars and I hope to see you here my friends – oinks.

 

Christmas Card

 

Where in the World is Bashful

And it continues.  Bashful sent me this picture just this morning.  It looks like he is in the heart of some festivities.  Where in the world can that rock of mine be?  It looks like fun wherever he is.  I wonder what he is up to?  It can’t be good – can it?  Snorts.  It looks like there is food there.  mmm – food.  Stomps hooves – now *I’m* hungry.  

 

Don Juan’s Powers are Strong

Lord have mercy.  Is it after Christmas yet my friends?  Please tell me it’s soon – really soon – not soon enough for my liking.  You see I can admit it.  Don Juan’s powers are strong here.  That evil little elf on the shelf needs to go back to where he came.  I’m going to need therapy after all of his antics this year.

You see, this morning I went into the front room like I do every day.  I was minding my own business, snorting and wobbling to the kitchen.  I passed through the living room and saw Houdini.  He barked.  I snorted.  You know to say hey to each other.  That’s when I stopped in my piggy tracks.

Houdini was dressed up like an elf.  WTP (What the pig!).  I asked the little guy what happened.  He said he thought he heard chattering last night in bed and this was how he woke up.  Oh dear piggy heavens.  You mean Don Juan sneaked into his bedroom and put this ridiculous outfit on him while he was sleeping?!  Shivers – I may not be able to sleep myself alone now until after the elf goes back into hibernation for the season.

I admit it.  This scares me.  Houdini didn’t know what happened.  Somehow he slept through it all?  How is that?  How can you sleep through being dressed?

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I went straight to the phone and called Nana.  I mean hey – Don Juan wants to play hard ball so I’m calling in for back up.  You don’t mess with the Nana.  This is when I squealed, ran to my room and hid under my toddler bed.  Nana said when she woke up this morning, her pooch Tinkerbell was also dressed like an elf!  What.in.the.world?!  Don Juan’s powers are strong.  Shakes piggy head in fear.