Even Albert Goes to the Spa?

04 Oct


Okay, this little oinker is going to have to drawy the line somewhere or get on the bandwagon.  First it was Mouse Girl going to the Spa and now it’s Albert?  Albert mom’s Smart car.  Really? 

Mom even took pictures of the entire ordeal and brought them back to show me.  Can you believe this?

You don’t see Albert in the picture to the left?  Look closer.  Behind the big car, to the left, behind the wall.  You see it now hiding back there in the rear of the car spa.  Shakes piggy head.  I’m so not believing this.



Then after it gets done in the inner sanctum of the spa getting ‘detailed’, it comes out to get sunned.  You’ve got to be kidding me.  You see there in this picture to the right?  Keep looking over all of those ‘average’ sized cars.  Keep going… Albert is on the end getting sunned.

See it now? 





Then a couple of guys come out and gave Albert a massage and wiped off all of the sweat from the wash.  This has got to be a nightmare. 

Mom, have you gone off the deep end?  Albert going to the spa now?  Am I missing out on something?  Do I need to demand my day at the Spa with all of this extra TLC treatment?  I just don’t get it.  Can you someone please explain this to me.  Anyone.



Then Albert comes home and backs up in the driveway of the Hotel Thompson like he owns the place.  Look at how shiny he looks.  What am I going to do my friends?

Any suggestions?  Please help.  I feel like I’m missing out on something big.


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31 responses to “Even Albert Goes to the Spa?

  1. onespoiledcat

    10/04/2013 at 6:30 am

    Well, look at it this way……Albert had a BATH – you know – one of those “get wet and icky all over and have to smell all clean and girlie”… you wouldn’t want THAT would you??? Hmmmm????? Now – don’t you feel better about Albert getting his spa treatment?

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      10/04/2013 at 8:34 am

      In a word… YES. Albert can have those kind of baths. I just like splashing in the water and blowing bubbles. Thank you my friend for setting me straight. XOXO – Bacon

  2. mythreemoggies

    10/04/2013 at 8:14 am

    Self cleaning is best 🙂

    • PigLove

      10/04/2013 at 8:35 am

      I agree. That Albert and Mouse Girl are spoiled rotten. XOXO – Bacon

  3. fozziemum

    10/04/2013 at 8:22 am

    Oh Bacon….never fear Albert I think has shrunk over many spa trips..that’s why he’s so small…one day he won’t come back!! poof !! VANISHED….heheheh so best you stay well away …..spooktber remember 😉 Hugs Fozziemum …xxxxx

    • PigLove

      10/04/2013 at 8:35 am

      Got it my friend. Thanks so much for keeping me straight on these important points. I don’t know what I would do without you! XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        10/04/2013 at 8:50 am

        Hahahaha well sweet Bacon I am off to bed..i have been busting my hump all day and also having dodgy computer emails in or out etc….so I may be in and out…or on and off or just plain off heehh hugs Fozziemum xx

      • PigLove

        10/04/2013 at 1:19 pm

        Sweet dreams my friend. Hope you get things fixed soon. I can’t be without my friend! Hogs and Snout Kisses – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        10/06/2013 at 4:36 am

        Still no or out…I am not impressed Bacon 😦 HUgs Fozziemum xxxxx

      • PigLove

        10/06/2013 at 11:33 am

        Oh no! We gotta get that fixed my friend. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        10/07/2013 at 2:18 am

        Arrggggggh driving me bonkers….been outside today woth a mattock making a channel for an aggie pipe to release my frustrations…….Hugs Fozziemum xx

      • PigLove

        10/07/2013 at 8:44 am

        That’s one way to take out frustrations my friend. Just be careful okay. I can’t have you hurt ((Hogs and Snout Kisses)). XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        10/07/2013 at 8:50 am

        Tis all mended Bacon…hubby came home and some how he did it..spared me doing time in the big house for putericide….so now am catching up on so many things I think my eyes have bugged out of my head hehehe.:) hugs Fozziemum xxx

      • PigLove

        10/07/2013 at 8:59 am

        snorts. Let’s hope not. That would be a wicked sight – something for my 31 Days of Spook – hee hee. XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        10/07/2013 at 9:03 am

        Hehehe I agree Bacon 🙂 I don’t think I would make a good captive!! loves my freedom too much 🙂 I think I may head to bed ..start a fresh in the morning xxxx Fozziemum

      • PigLove

        10/07/2013 at 9:04 am

        okay my dear sweet friend. I’ll send the sandman your way 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        10/07/2013 at 9:07 am

        Think I heard him on the verandah..or it’s that creepy Bill Gates with a Windows 500 hehehehhe 🙂 have great day Bacon xxx Fozziemum xx

      • PigLove

        10/07/2013 at 11:22 am

        Snorts – PLOL (Pig laughing out loud). I just love your sense of humor my friend! XOXO – Bacon

      • fozziemum

        10/07/2013 at 7:30 pm

        Thanks Bacon 🙂 you makes me laugh too 😉 xxx Fozziemum

  4. katiebblogs

    10/04/2013 at 9:24 am

    Oh no, why is he so shiny? That doesn’t seem right that he gets to go to the spa. Bacon, you better demand a day, we think that’s only fair. Just throw in some food at your spa day 🙂

    • PigLove

      10/04/2013 at 1:19 pm

      Heads up – food – did someone say food? I’m there if food is present – snort snort. XOXO – Bacon

  5. easyweimaraner

    10/04/2013 at 9:36 am

    Albert looks great, like a diamond! I hope you will not be the next in the bathtub and if, use champagne, that’s extra-dry :o)

    • PigLove

      10/04/2013 at 1:20 pm

      I like my time in the tub. I think I take after mommy with that. I can be in there for the longest time playing, kicked the water and blowing bubbles. This ‘spa’ thing just has me thinking WHY? Can’t mom just throw Mouse Girl in the tub too? XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        10/05/2013 at 10:18 am

        Oh I think Mouse Girl would be not happy hahahaha You really like the bath tub? wow, that’s brave…

      • PigLove

        10/05/2013 at 11:53 am

        I do like the tub because of the mess I make. If mom gives me a bath, she gets one too. I splash that much. Snorts – it’s a fun thing getting her all wet. XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        10/05/2013 at 12:06 pm

        Ok that sounds funny! hope I can do this without taking a bath, but I’m afraid that sounds like Mission Impossible (without Mr. Cruise) LOL

      • PigLove

        10/05/2013 at 5:06 pm

        Snorts. I got the music in my head now and it won’t go away. PLOL. XOXO – Bacon

  6. speedyrabbits

    10/04/2013 at 1:24 pm

    hehehe I can imagine you having a bubble bath,xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      10/04/2013 at 1:29 pm

      Snorts. It is a highly comical adventure. Just ask mom. Especially when I get done and jump into her arms – wet and all. XOXO – Bacon

  7. The Scottie Chronicles

    10/04/2013 at 3:30 pm

    Oh my. Not good.

    • PigLove

      10/04/2013 at 3:43 pm

      Shakes head. Nope it’s not. What’s a pig to do? XOXO – Bacon


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