Even Albert Goes to the Spa?

Okay, this little oinker is going to have to drawy the line somewhere or get on the bandwagon.  First it was Mouse Girl going to the Spa and now it’s Albert?  Albert mom’s Smart car.  Really? 

Mom even took pictures of the entire ordeal and brought them back to show me.  Can you believe this?

You don’t see Albert in the picture to the left?  Look closer.  Behind the big car, to the left, behind the wall.  You see it now hiding back there in the rear of the car spa.  Shakes piggy head.  I’m so not believing this.

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Then after it gets done in the inner sanctum of the spa getting ‘detailed’, it comes out to get sunned.  You’ve got to be kidding me.  You see there in this picture to the right?  Keep looking over all of those ‘average’ sized cars.  Keep going… Albert is on the end getting sunned.

See it now? 

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Then a couple of guys come out and gave Albert a massage and wiped off all of the sweat from the wash.  This has got to be a nightmare. 

Mom, have you gone off the deep end?  Albert going to the spa now?  Am I missing out on something?  Do I need to demand my day at the Spa with all of this extra TLC treatment?  I just don’t get it.  Can you someone please explain this to me.  Anyone.

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Then Albert comes home and backs up in the driveway of the Hotel Thompson like he owns the place.  Look at how shiny he looks.  What am I going to do my friends?

Any suggestions?  Please help.  I feel like I’m missing out on something big.

 

I Want My Mommy Kind of Day

Yesterday was a holiday and thank goodness my mommy was home. I was feeling a bit blah, you know a little under the weather. I stayed close to mommy all day. As long as she was beside me or in eye distance, I was good.  If she wasn’t, I cried for her and went looking for my mommy.  I was very needy.

I’m not sure if it was a cold front coming in or what. Weather changes do make me feel kind of icky. When it gets really, REALLY cold, I just want to ‘hibernate’ and sleep.  This was kind of different though.  I couldn’t put my snout on it.  I just knew I felt icky.  Whatever it was, I didn’t feel good and mommy knew it.

Of course it wasn’t anything that would stop me from eating. It takes a lot to get between me and my food. Figure that huh? I just felt icky enough to stay close to mom, stay cuddly and warm and be loved on all day. Something like this picture.

Mommy fixed me a little bed on the couch right beside her. She would pet me and talk quietly to me throughout the day. She even called me my pet name… don’t tell anyone okay.  Ssshhh – she likes to call me “Pookie”.  I’m not sure why but it was cute so I let her do it.

She even gave me one of her famous piggy massages. They feel so wonderful! Especially when she uses my baby lotion, massages all of my fat rolls and then wraps me in my bankie for cuddles.  AAAAWWW – that’s the best!

I was all about mommy. Daddy came over and tried to comfort me. It’s not that I don’t appreciate it from daddy but I just wanted my mommy. I knew that she would make me all better.

Mommy went back to work today. She left strict instructions with daddy to take care of me. I know he will and I’ll be all over daddy since mommy is not here. You know how that works.

Hope everyone had a wonderfully long weekend. Hogs and Kisses – Bacon