Daily Archives: 10/11/2013

Wish Me Luck – More Interviews


Okay – I’m going to have my extra cute on for Sunday.  Just like in this picture, I can’t be nice too.  Just look closer, I let Hemi sleep on top of me.

Mom says I have to bring out all of the stops for hopefully what will be the last interviews Sunday.  There are two scheduled.  Please wish me luck and send every possible good vibe my way.  I gotta find someone.

Mom told me to list the points I wanted in a pig sitter so I thought I’d give a shot.

  • Nice personality.
  • I would prefer a woman but the right man would do.
  • Loves pigs.  This is a must.
  • Will love on me.  This means cuddles on the sofa, keeping me warm and rubbing my belly and back.
  • Knows how to tell a bedtime story.  What?  This is highly important to my list since mommy does it every night.  And might I add, don’t forget my strawberry on my pillow.
  • Knows how to cook an awesome spinach omelet… or pancake.  This is what I get on the weekends.  Salads are easy enough to throw together and who can mess up my Cheerios for breakfast?  OOOHH, and don’t forget one that knows how to pop popcorn the old fashioned way – the way that was meant to be on the stove without burning it.  eeww – no one wants burned popcorn.
  • Someone that kind of keeps to the television schedule that dad has accustomed me to during the week.  Not a high demand because I can always go to my room and use my own television but that cuts out on some snuggle time.


These aren’t ‘high’ demands.  I mean, mom/dad are paying them to take care of and be my beck and call sitter, right?  So basically you’re telling them it’s all about this domesticated down to earth highly educated oinker, right?  Let’s just hope they look at the situation the same way as me – snorts.

I’ll keep you posted.  Keep your fingers, paws and hooves crossed for me.


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31 Days of Spook – Day 11

Hello my little horror fans.  Count Baconula here.  Thank you for staying with me during this 31 Days of Spook.  Today, let’s talk about haunted houses.

When I think about the most haunted house here in the United States, the first one that always comes to mind is the Myrtles Plantation in St Francisville, Louisiana.  Today, it’s a quaint little bed and breakfast.  But before, there was an ugly past that took place that made it the spook fest that it is today.

Back in the day of plantations, there was a despicable thing that southern plantation owners did and that was called having slaves.  It was a horrible act to ‘own’ another person just because of the color of your skin.  Thank goodness that those days are long behind us and we have progressed to the point of not ‘owning’ someone ever again.

But back in the day of the Myrtles when Mark and Sara Woodruff owned the plantation, they had many slaves, one in particular was Chloe.  Chloe was caught eavesdropping on a conversation of the Woodruffs.  For punishment, one of Chloe’s ears was cut off and she wore a green turban to hide it.  Chloe, to say the least, was very upset over having one of her ears cut off.

In order to get even, Chloe baked a birthday cake containing the extract of boiled and reduced oleander leaves, which are extremely poisonous.  Her plan was to make Mr. Woodruff sick but it backfired.  Only Sara Woodruff and her two daughters ate the cake and all three of them died from the poison.  All of the other slaves were very upset over Chloe doing this and supposedly they hung Chloe and then threw her body into the Mississippi River.

To this day when the circumstances are just right, you can see Chloe wearing her green turban walking through the Myrtles Plantation or the grounds.  And, if you look closer, you can see the Woodruff children playing on the front porch just like they did when they were alive.

And there are rumors about a mirror in the plantation.  Shivers.  This one had my fur standing straight up on edge.  Back in the day, when there was a death in the family, people covered all of the mirrors in the home.  Perhaps with everything going on with Chloe and the three deaths, a mirror that hangs in the foyer got forgotten.  It’s rumored that this mirror holds the spirits of Sara Woodruff and her two children.  So if you are visiting the plantation and primping in this mirror, give it a close look.  You might see some little hand marks on the glass.

But let’s now stop here with Chloe.  There are still others that haunt the plantation.  The house itself is reported to be built over an Indian burial ground.  Legend is there is a ghost of a young Indian woman that can be seen around the grounds.

And during the Civil War, the house was overtaken by Union soldiers.  It’s claimed that there were three soldiers killed in the house in the doorway.  There in the doorway is a blood stain  where the three soldiers were killed roughly the size of a human body that will not come clean.  Legend states that people that try to use a mop or broom on that one particular area are unable to push the mop or broom in that one spot.

Have you had enough of this plantation yet?  Is your fur standing on edge?  Let me end with one more story of the Myrtles Plantation.

There is also the ghost of William Winter.  He was shot on the front porch of the plantation.  He came back inside and crawled up the stairs to the 17th step where he collapsed dead in his wife’s arms.  Often, you can see a ghost walking or crawling up the stairs and disappearing on the 17th step.  Doesn’t this make you want to go ghost hunting now?


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