Okay, this little oinker is going to have to drawy the line somewhere or get on the bandwagon. First it was Mouse Girl going to the Spa and now it’s Albert? Albert mom’s Smart car. Really?
Mom even took pictures of the entire ordeal and brought them back to show me. Can you believe this?
You don’t see Albert in the picture to the left? Look closer. Behind the big car, to the left, behind the wall. You see it now hiding back there in the rear of the car spa. Shakes piggy head. I’m so not believing this.
Then after it gets done in the inner sanctum of the spa getting ‘detailed’, it comes out to get sunned. You’ve got to be kidding me. You see there in this picture to the right? Keep looking over all of those ‘average’ sized cars. Keep going… Albert is on the end getting sunned.
See it now?
Then a couple of guys come out and gave Albert a massage and wiped off all of the sweat from the wash. This has got to be a nightmare.
Mom, have you gone off the deep end? Albert going to the spa now? Am I missing out on something? Do I need to demand my day at the Spa with all of this extra TLC treatment? I just don’t get it. Can you someone please explain this to me. Anyone.
Then Albert comes home and backs up in the driveway of the Hotel Thompson like he owns the place. Look at how shiny he looks. What am I going to do my friends?
Any suggestions? Please help. I feel like I’m missing out on something big.