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Help Me Win the Battle

24 May

So mom is decorating my room for me.  I’m trying to tell her that I’m not a little piglet anymore.  I’m a pigtween.  I don’t want cute little posters in my room of piglets jumping through a field in the sunlight.  I want vavavoom pictures 🙂  You know which ones I’m talking about.  Sexy girls on the wall.  I have to be a stud when my friends come over and visit.  Mom says absolutely not.  Dad on the other hand said that if I could convince mom then he would be down with it.  So, I need ya’lls help.  Help me convince mom.  I found some naughty – I mean – wickedly good posters for my room.  And yeah, I do have a crush.  ((Of course I just read the magazine for the articles.))

 
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Posted by on 05/24/2012 in Uncategorized

 

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2 responses to “Help Me Win the Battle

  1. The Florida Furkids

    05/24/2012 at 10:46 pm

    Maybe if you just asked for the first two? After all Miss Piggy IS a muppet and we all know that’s just good, clean fun. The biker chick….not so much!!

    The Florida Furkids and Lexi

     

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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