So mom is decorating my room for me. I’m trying to tell her that I’m not a little piglet anymore. I’m a pigtween. I don’t want cute little posters in my room of piglets jumping through a field in the sunlight. I want vavavoom pictures 🙂 You know which ones I’m talking about. Sexy girls on the wall. I have to be a stud when my friends come over and visit. Mom says absolutely not. Dad on the other hand said that if I could convince mom then he would be down with it. So, I need ya’lls help. Help me convince mom. I found some naughty – I mean – wickedly good posters for my room. And yeah, I do have a crush. ((Of course I just read the magazine for the articles.))
Piglove 