You know I’m a great pet. You doubt this? See I give unconditional love. I like to snuggle. I like to curl up and sleep right beside you so I can feel your heartbeat and heat from your body. I’ll ‘talk’ to you by doing my little snort chirps. I like to entertain you by running and making a sound that is a cross between a rooster and a dog bark. It’s very entertaining. I’m very gentle and I’ll eat right out of your hands.
I try to help you clean by following you around like a little puppy. I try to help you cook by being your sous chef – I love it when food accidently, of course, falls to the floor. There is no 5 second rule for me – it doesn’t last that long. I help you with the laundry by rolling around in it to make sure that it is piggy approved when you are trying to fold.
I wake you up in the morning and I consider myself your alarm clock. In return, at night, I love it when you leave a snack on my pillow and tuck me in at night.
And all I ask for in return, is your love. Why? Because I love you.