To putting that Evil Elf on the Shelf back in the attic – if he makes it! I thought we had it bad here at the Hotel Thompson until I saw this picture on the internet. I’m not sure what evil soul posted it but shivers… that’s just wrong on SO many different levels.
Our little evil guy, Don Juan, was into lots of trouble this weekend. He almost gave mommy a heart attack Saturday morning. She was in the kitchen and was starting to fix me a spinach omelet – what? It’s one of my favorites 🙂 She got the eggs out of the refrigerator, opened the container and guess who was in the carton? You guessed right – Don Juan. She jumped pretty high for a girl. I was surprised.
On Sunday morning, Don Juan was MIA (missing in action). We all thought that was a good thing. Perhaps he got lost in transit in reporting back from the North Pole. Maybe he made a wrong turn and got hid by a reindeer. We had high hopes. Our day was going along pretty well. That is… until daddy went out front to get the paper.
Who does he find outside on the front porch writing his name into the front porch with his winkie? Shakes my piggy head. Something has to be done to this little Don Juan. What’s worse, daddy brought him back inside of the Hotel Thompson. This was our chance to get rid of the evil little elf… but no – daddy felt pity on him because it was the Christmas season. Really dad? Really? Perhaps he should sleep with you tonight then… on the sofa.
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Friends, we have to ban together. There’s only a couple of more days before the big day. I am WAY open for suggestions on this juvenile delinquent elf. Desperate times call for desperate measures. HELP me before it’s too late.
Piglove 
speedyrabbit
12/23/2013 at 12:19 pm
eeeww that’s gross,xx Speedy
PigLove
12/23/2013 at 12:20 pm
Snorts – too funny. I told you that little elf was evil. XOXO – Bacon
sheilaenglehart
12/23/2013 at 12:21 pm
Got a shovel? He needs to be buried.
PigLove
12/23/2013 at 12:22 pm
Snorts – Daddy laughed too on that one. I like the idea! XOXO – Bacon
Misaki
12/23/2013 at 12:36 pm
Uh oh! That Elf sure is naughty!
PigLove
12/23/2013 at 12:38 pm
Isn’t he though? I hope he didn’t rub off on Bashful before he left. This Don Juan is Trouble with a capital T. XOXO – Bacon
katsrus
12/23/2013 at 3:50 pm
Oh not Bacon I am not using that bathroom. I have seen those movies. LOL. Sounds like he’s been pretty evil. Maybe you could mail him to somewhere far away.
Sue B
PigLove
12/23/2013 at 3:52 pm
Without a return address – snorts! I’m afraid that this little guy is going to make a return next year. But at least he can be secured – VERY secured – in the attic soon. I hope REALLY soon. XOXO – bacon
onespoiledcat
12/23/2013 at 4:13 pm
Hmm…he’s gotta go….I say just one word………..”FLUSH”…….!
Holiday Hugs, Sammy
PigLove
12/23/2013 at 4:35 pm
Snorts – Knowing my luck, he would clog the toilet and then daddy would have to save him… again. XOXO – Bacon
evilsquirrel13
12/23/2013 at 10:04 pm
Seems to me like you have a good blackmail picture to use against that elf. I don’t think Santa would be too amused at his elf if he saw that. Use it to your advantage… 🙂
PigLove
12/24/2013 at 11:21 am
That’s all we need. A rouge elf – snorts. I tell you that Don Juan just may not make it back to the attic. XOXO – Bacon
gentlestitches
12/24/2013 at 12:30 am
Mail him to aussieland. We will introduce him to the yowies! 🙂
PigLove
12/24/2013 at 11:23 am
Oohh that’s a great idea Auntie Sharon. I’ll have to keep that in mind. XOXO – Bacon
Pix Under the Oaks
12/24/2013 at 8:41 am
OMP!!!!! The yellow snow!! Winkie!! Dying.. 😆
PigLove
12/24/2013 at 11:30 am
He’s an evil little guy, isn’t he? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Pix Under the Oaks
12/24/2013 at 8:44 am
I couldn’t see the first picture until I clicked back to my email! He is evil down to the very core.
PigLove
12/24/2013 at 11:31 am
Most definitely! Shivers that was scary. XOXO – Bacon
Three Well Beings
12/26/2013 at 10:23 pm
Very scary, yes indeed! I hope you enjoyed your Christmas, Bacon…we had breakfast at my mother’s house and I would definitely send shivers up your spine if you knew what she served along with the eggs, scones and other delights. You’d be glad to know that I didn’t have any meat at all…let alone b…oh, I can’t even say it!
I miss our elf. The girls named him Elfie…and he’ll be gone now for another year. He was very sweet! ox
PigLove
12/26/2013 at 11:22 pm
Bless your heart. I’m so glad you didn’t mention the horrors of what was served. I can only imagine – shivers. Your elf was nice? I so need to contact the elf union. I think we got an elf from the wrong side of the pole. Can you believe that little misfit is still hanging around? He refuses to go in the box and back in the attic. I think he’s a corrupted little thing. XOXO – Bacon