One Day Closer…

23 Dec

To putting that Evil Elf on the Shelf back in the attic – if he makes it! I thought we had it bad here at the Hotel Thompson until I saw this picture on the internet.  I’m not sure what evil soul posted it but shivers… that’s just wrong on SO many different levels.

Our little evil guy, Don Juan, was into lots of trouble this weekend.  He almost gave mommy a heart attack Saturday morning.  She was in the kitchen and was starting to fix me a spinach omelet – what?  It’s one of my favorites 🙂  She got the eggs out of the refrigerator, opened the container and guess who was in the carton?  You guessed right – Don Juan.  She jumped pretty high for a girl.  I was surprised.

On Sunday morning, Don Juan was MIA (missing in action).  We all thought that was a good thing.  Perhaps he got lost in transit in reporting back from the North Pole.  Maybe he made a wrong turn and got hid by a reindeer.  We had high hopes.  Our day was going along pretty well.  That is… until daddy went out front to get the paper.

Who does he find outside on the front porch writing his name into the front porch with his winkie?  Shakes my piggy head.  Something has to be done to this little Don Juan.  What’s worse, daddy brought him back inside of the Hotel Thompson.  This was our chance to get rid of the evil little elf… but no – daddy felt pity on him because it was the Christmas season.  Really dad?  Really?  Perhaps he should sleep with you tonight then… on the sofa.


Friends, we have to ban together.  There’s only a couple of more days before the big day.  I am WAY open for suggestions on this juvenile delinquent elf.   Desperate times call for desperate measures.  HELP me before it’s too late.


Posted by on 12/23/2013 in Bacon


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20 responses to “One Day Closer…

  1. speedyrabbit

    12/23/2013 at 12:19 pm

    eeeww that’s gross,xx Speedy

    • PigLove

      12/23/2013 at 12:20 pm

      Snorts – too funny. I told you that little elf was evil. XOXO – Bacon

  2. sheilaenglehart

    12/23/2013 at 12:21 pm

    Got a shovel? He needs to be buried.

    • PigLove

      12/23/2013 at 12:22 pm

      Snorts – Daddy laughed too on that one. I like the idea! XOXO – Bacon

  3. Misaki

    12/23/2013 at 12:36 pm

    Uh oh! That Elf sure is naughty!

    • PigLove

      12/23/2013 at 12:38 pm

      Isn’t he though? I hope he didn’t rub off on Bashful before he left. This Don Juan is Trouble with a capital T. XOXO – Bacon

  4. katsrus

    12/23/2013 at 3:50 pm

    Oh not Bacon I am not using that bathroom. I have seen those movies. LOL. Sounds like he’s been pretty evil. Maybe you could mail him to somewhere far away.
    Sue B

    • PigLove

      12/23/2013 at 3:52 pm

      Without a return address – snorts! I’m afraid that this little guy is going to make a return next year. But at least he can be secured – VERY secured – in the attic soon. I hope REALLY soon. XOXO – bacon

  5. onespoiledcat

    12/23/2013 at 4:13 pm

    Hmm…he’s gotta go….I say just one word………..”FLUSH”…….!

    Holiday Hugs, Sammy

    • PigLove

      12/23/2013 at 4:35 pm

      Snorts – Knowing my luck, he would clog the toilet and then daddy would have to save him… again. XOXO – Bacon

  6. evilsquirrel13

    12/23/2013 at 10:04 pm

    Seems to me like you have a good blackmail picture to use against that elf. I don’t think Santa would be too amused at his elf if he saw that. Use it to your advantage… 🙂

    • PigLove

      12/24/2013 at 11:21 am

      That’s all we need. A rouge elf – snorts. I tell you that Don Juan just may not make it back to the attic. XOXO – Bacon

  7. gentlestitches

    12/24/2013 at 12:30 am

    Mail him to aussieland. We will introduce him to the yowies! 🙂

    • PigLove

      12/24/2013 at 11:23 am

      Oohh that’s a great idea Auntie Sharon. I’ll have to keep that in mind. XOXO – Bacon

  8. Pix Under the Oaks

    12/24/2013 at 8:41 am

    OMP!!!!! The yellow snow!! Winkie!! Dying.. 😆

    • PigLove

      12/24/2013 at 11:30 am

      He’s an evil little guy, isn’t he? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  9. Pix Under the Oaks

    12/24/2013 at 8:44 am

    I couldn’t see the first picture until I clicked back to my email! He is evil down to the very core.

    • PigLove

      12/24/2013 at 11:31 am

      Most definitely! Shivers that was scary. XOXO – Bacon

  10. Three Well Beings

    12/26/2013 at 10:23 pm

    Very scary, yes indeed! I hope you enjoyed your Christmas, Bacon…we had breakfast at my mother’s house and I would definitely send shivers up your spine if you knew what she served along with the eggs, scones and other delights. You’d be glad to know that I didn’t have any meat at all…let alone b…oh, I can’t even say it!

    I miss our elf. The girls named him Elfie…and he’ll be gone now for another year. He was very sweet! ox

    • PigLove

      12/26/2013 at 11:22 pm

      Bless your heart. I’m so glad you didn’t mention the horrors of what was served. I can only imagine – shivers. Your elf was nice? I so need to contact the elf union. I think we got an elf from the wrong side of the pole. Can you believe that little misfit is still hanging around? He refuses to go in the box and back in the attic. I think he’s a corrupted little thing. XOXO – Bacon


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