Oh friends – And you thought Bashful was sweet and innocent. Shaking my head…. XOXO – Bacon
FUZZYWIG: Step right up! Step right up! Try yer luck at the shell game! You can easily turn three coins into twenty with our generous 10 to 1 odds!
BASHFUL: Hey, shouldn’t that be thirty coins?
FUZZYWIG: Shut yer crack, kid. Watch and learn from the expert….. excuse me, sir! Would you be interested in a chance to strike it rich with a little three card monte?
SLIDER: Hmmmmm…. I’m not sure. How do I know this isn’t some kind of ripoff?
FUZZYWIG: Are you insinuating my game might not quite be on the level!?!? Sir…. just look at this face….
FUZZYWIG: ….do I look like I’d pull something shady on you?
SLIDER: (Looks over the cunning coon carefully…) Eh, I guess you’re right. You seem like a pretty honest critter. OK, how much does it cost to play?
FUZZYWIG: Three coins…. and none of that funny money…
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