Daddy was goofing off with his iPad and found this picture of a banana wearing a hat. Yep, of all of the things daddy could be looking at, he was looking at bananas. Strange human he is.
He thought this banana was the cutest thing well since me – snorts. I just shook my piggy head and walked away. Walked away that is until I heard him ask mommy, “Hey, we got any nanners in the house?”
Okay, so I redirected my walk back towards daddy. I mean hey, he’s discussing *my* “nanners” as he calls them. What did he want with them? I know he’s not going to eat one.
Yep, you guessed it. The rocket scientist wanted to play with my food to make said banana hat. WTP (what the pig!) I get in trouble when I play with my food and mom is going to let him? I watched slightly intrigued as to how long this was going to take before he gave up and gave me my banana.
After twenty minutes – rolls piggy eyes – dad did accomplish a somewhat crooked nothing like what this picture looked like of the banana wearing a hat. WOW. Amazing dad. Really. Way to go.
Can I have my banana now? Snorts.
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