This is me tonight after my dinner. I ate, played with the purr thing called Hemi and then had to take a quick piglet nap. I’ll be a whole 9 weeks old tomorrow. It seems like I’ve been here forever. I picked the right mommy to adopt me. She spoils me so bad. She gives me piggy massages. She gives me healthy snacks. She cleans my room for me when I get all of my toys out. She plays with me on the floor. She’s the best.
Mom has been putting this thing she calls a harness on me. She says she’s going to try again this weekend. I’m not too thrilled with it but mom says if I wear it she will take me outside for a walk. I guess that would be cool. I like the idea better of her pushing me around in a stroller. I mean why walk when mommy can just push me around. That’s still being outside, right? Snort.
Well mommy says I have to go to bed now it’s time for my what did she call it? Beauty sleep – that’s it. Oink oink out!