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Dear Bacon – Glasses Edition

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Dear Bacon,

Just chilling here in the jungle having my snack of bamboo.  It’s so bright here in my life that I have to wear shades.  Do you wear shades?  Signed Care Bear

Dear Care Bear,

You know you do look awfully cool wearing those shades.  I’m going to have to see if mom can find me a pair for me to sport around. 

 

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Dear Bacon,

Hello man.  This is the picture from my pet annual that my mom got me this year from dog school.  Do I look like I’m a chilling here in this picture?  Because, I was like the happening pooch this year.  Signed Uptown

Dear Uptown,

I like the look.  I could so easily see it catching on here in the neighborhood.  You ought to give P-Diddy a run for his money and come out with your own clothing line.  I bet it would be hot!

 

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Dear Bacon,

Do these glasses make me all Sally Jessy Raphael or do they give me a classical smart look?  Signed Princess Tink Tink

 

Dear Princess Tink Tink,

Well, honestly they do remind me of Ms. Raphael.  But, on the other hand they have a little more pink in them than hers that have more red.  I think you look classical with a touch of smart emphasis.  Vogue baby and wear those specs!

 

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Dear Bacon,

Hey little dude.  I’m from Hollywood and my owner walks me around all of the time with him everywhere we go.  A lot of people will walk up to me and tell my human that I remind them of someone but they can’t quite put their finger on it.  I’m not sure who in the world it would be.  Signed Spike

Dear Spike,

I’m not really sure.  I think you are working the outfit though.  And hey, I’m sure you fit right in at the Hollywood hills.  Just keep enjoying the attention my friend.

 

20130428-203540.jpgDear Bacon,

Sometimes at the zoo when people aren’t looking, we can let our hair down and be ourselves.  Visitors don’t get to see the real ‘us’.  If they did, can you image what they would think?  Signed Ceasar

Dear Ceasar,

I think it would be hoot if I went to the zoo and got to see the ‘real’ ya’ll.  It would be hilarious.  I bet you would have more people coming back to the zoo for visits.  I think you need to see if you can get the rules at the zoo changed.

 
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Posted by on 05/28/2013 in Dear Bacon

 

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Happy Weekend

Happy Weekend my friends!  I hope you have something exciting planned.  I’m not sure what mom/dad will be up to you yet.  They’ve been tossing ideas back and forth all weekend.  I’ve heard everything from visiting the zoo to just simply hanging out with the Baconator – ME?!  Oink snort.  Of course, I personally favor the latter.  I’m always up for snuggles.  Whatever they decide, I’ll keep you posted. 

Have a fabulous weekend my friends!

 
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Posted by on 05/17/2013 in Bacon

 

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Dear Bacon –

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Dear Bacon,

Do you see anything familiar in this picture?  My humans taught me to sit in a different way than normal doggies.  They thought it was so original that they had it documented in paint for all eternity.  Cute?  Signed Corki

Dear Corki,

That is really original.  I absolutely love it!  I’m thinking that dad needs to get me painted so that mommy will always have me.  Love your house too.  So nice.  I think I could slide everything on that floor.  It would be a hoot!

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Dear Bacon,

I think my face may freeze this way.  I saw my humans naked again – the horrors!  I’m not sure if I can ever face them again.  Have you ever felt this way?  Signed Bub

Dear Bub,

That is really the look.  Thankfully, my humans don’t change clothes in front of me.  I think if they did, I would probably look the same!

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Dear Bacon,

It’s embarassing some of the things I see in the zoo.  Humans only see things from their perspective.  I on the other hand see things that the humans don’t think other people are watching.  It’s really bad.  I’ve got some stories to tell!  Signed Blushing Bear

Dear Blushing Bear,

I think you have a future there.  Perhaps you should write a novel – Stories from the Other Side of the Fence; or You’re Not Alone; or better yet Those Crazy Humans.  I would definitely get it and have mom read it to me at night! 

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Dear Bacon,

I guess the secret is out.  This is how we nip and tuck in the doggy world.  Sigh – it was bound to make the news sooner or later.  Signed Wrinkles R Us

Dear Wrinkles R Us,

I wonder if that would help with my rolls of extra skin?  I’m thinking I’m going to have to try that.  Thanks for the ideas and by the way – you’re beautiful regardless!

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20130214-082908.jpgDear Bacon,

Yeah, you pay the time for the crime and so do I.  My humans make me sit in time out on the couch in the living room.  So humiliating.  At least you get the santuary of your room.  Signed Dog Pound

Dear Dog Pound,

WOW – you do look like you’re in a bit of trouble there my friend.  I have to ask though because I don’t know what you did.  Was it worth it?  Try to stay on the right side of the law my friend.

 
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Posted by on 02/26/2013 in Uncategorized

 

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