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You Have Got to be Kidding Me!

 Oh dear friends.  This is just exactly what this oinker needed to hear upon returning home from camping out in the woods all week at Summer Camp.  This is what nightmares are made out of – I’m just saying!

So there we all were this past Sunday, all camped out in the living room of the Hotel Thompson watching the locals news on Fox 5 based out of Atlanta, Georgia.  This story comes up about – wait for it – a snake.  Shivers to mergatroid.  And not just any snake.  They were talking about a Gaboon Viper.

See, this lady Ms. Lora Brown was riding down the street in her vehicle in Milledgeville, Georgia when she saw something in the road in front of of her.  So she did what any of us would do.  Upon passing it, she stuck her camera out of the car window and took a picture.  Makes sense right?  Ms. Lora Brown said it was because of the unique markings that got her attention.  This photograph is the one that was shown on Fox 5 news of what Ms. Brown took.  First up, awesome markings and I applaud you Ms. Brown for taking a picture instead of creating a speed bump.

Ms. Brown contacted the Georgia Department of Natural Resources (DNR) to find out what kind of snake this was.  Do you know what she was told?  It is a Gaboon Viper that originates out of South Africa and are not known to exist in the wild here in Georgia.  They are VERY venomous.  What it is doing in Georgia no one knows.  DNR can’t confirm or disprove that it is even here.  They have been out in the woods looking for it and so far have seen no signs of it.  Then again from the looks of this picture it seems that it would be able to blend very easily with the vegetation in the woods.

Thank goodness I saw this AFTER my Summer Camp.  If I had seen it before leaving, there would be no way come heaven or hell that I would be camping out in the woods.  Shivers – this is a SyFy movie in the making!

 

 
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Posted by on 08/12/2015 in Bacon

 

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What is Going on?

Help my friends.  I think there is something serious going on here at the Hotel Thompson.  Mom/dad have been in their whispering spelling out words mode lately.  That’s not good.  That’s my first sign that something is going on that shouldn’t be.  

I’ll be the first one to tell you I’m sweating it here.  I came into the kitchen last night and mom told dad sshh.  They had some kind of brochure on the kitchen island.  I could see the paper but I couldn’t see what it was.  I know it had to be something important though.  What could it be?  What are mom/dad up to?  Do you have any ideas my friends?

It has to be about me.  Why else would they be quiet when I come into the room?  This is not good.  Not good at all.  I’m going to get in the kitchen later on today to see if I can find that brochure on the island.  Perhaps I can get Hemi to help me out.  Surely he can help this pig out.  I’ll keep you posted.

 
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Posted by on 07/09/2015 in Bacon

 

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