Barks! Oh friends – how was your week? Mine was just barky wonderful! I want to show you a new toy that I got last weekend during the great Snowmageddon here in the south. It’s a Bark’s Woof Beer bottle. It’s made of hard plastic and has a squeaky toy in the bottom part of the bottle. It’s the cutest thing and mom/dad fell in love with it when they saw it in the store. They just knew I would love it – don’t you?
They brought it home and gave it to me. Oh my doggy heavens! You should have seen me dragging it around the Hotel Thompson, squeaking and playing with it. It was a blast! Mom took this picture of me on the couch. I actually fell asleep with the bottle in my mouth. Mom said I couldn’t hold my woof beer. Barks with piggy laughter!
Every once in a while, we need a good snort. Something deep. Something loud. Something that almost makes you wet your pants – snorts. So, for this afternoon’s amusement I thought I would share with you some jokes. Not just any jokes but PIGGY jokes. You gotta love that, right? What else did you expect? I am a happening oinker. So buckle up, put your drinks down and read the following humorous jokes submitted to me by some fellow piggy lovers. Hope you enjoy my friends. Have a piggy good ole day!
MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today?
FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink!
SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink!
THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof!
MOTHER PIG: What?
THIRD PIGLET: I’m taking a foreign language.
FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you?
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur? – A porkasaurus rex!
What happened to the pig who lost its voice? – It became disgruntled!
Which magazine does the Big Bad Wolf like to read? – “Porks Illustrated!”
Miniature pot bellied pig and friends - Bacon, Houdini, Hemi and all of the Rock Clan with Journalist Rocky the Squirrel all out looking for adventures from the Hotel Thompson.
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