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Letter From Summer Camp

Dear Family,

Bacon here from Summer Camp.  This weekend started off slow with Summer Camp.  Everyone was getting to know one another and learn the ways around the camp here.  It’s gotten a lot better now.  I even met a new friend – Scott.  He’s kind of cool and is from the North Georgia mountain areas.  He goes outside all of the time and we are kind of hanging with each other.

They really believe in the activities at this place and are constantly encouraging us to participate. Yesterday we had arts and crafts so I went.  Let me just say that it wasn’t my fault.  Really it wasn’t.  I got to class late and no one told me that the macaroni was for making jewelry and not for eating.  What can I say?  I was a little hungry.  You might get a call from my counselor about that incident.

And speaking of counselors.  Mom are you for real about this place?  Did you check into this at all?  They call the boys here Blueberries and the girls Strawberries.  Rolls piggy eyes.  That is so crazy and just makes me hungry.  But I’m getting sidetracked.  Our counselors have nicknames.  I bet you just can’t guess what my counselor’s nickname is.  Go ahead.  I’ll wait for you to guess.  Then again, no I won’t since I only have ONE hour of computer time tonight.  His nickname is Wolf.  Really mom?  Gotta run – my time is running close and I have to get back to my cabin before it gets too dark.


Posted by on 07/28/2015 in Bacon


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For Your Amusement – Let’s Snort

Every once in a while, we need a good snort.  Something deep.  Something loud.  Something that almost makes you wet your pants – snorts.  So, for this afternoon’s amusement I thought I would share with you some jokes.  Not just any jokes but PIGGY jokes.  You gotta love that, right?  What else did you expect?  I am a happening oinker.  So buckle up, put your drinks down and read the following humorous jokes submitted to me by some fellow piggy lovers.  Hope you enjoy my friends.  Have a piggy good ole day!

  • MOTHER PIG:  What did you learn in school today?
  • FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink!
  • SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink!  
  • THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof!
  • MOTHER PIG: What?
  • THIRD PIGLET: I’m taking a foreign language.
  • FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you?
  • SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

  • What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur? – A porkasaurus rex!
  • What happened to the pig who lost its voice? – It became disgruntled!
  • Which magazine does the Big Bad Wolf like to read? – “Porks Illustrated!”

Posted by on 07/14/2014 in Bacon


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