What? When did this happen? Mommy made it to Wikipedia? You’ve got to be kidding this little oinker. No way! My mom is a model living in Paris and is worth $32 million dollars? Heck, she can afford to buy me a truck load of Gold Fish and Animal Crackers then! And she is the most beautiful woman alive on this planet – get out of here! Of course, *I* always knew she was beautiful inside and out. That’s my mommy world! So proud of her.
Of course this is all a joke. Well most of it. Mommy is not a model by any means, unfortunately does not live in Paris and no where on this earth does she make $32 million… more like $32 dollars. Snorts – but money is not everything – love is. This making of Wikipedia is a feature on Facebook lately and mom took the challenge. Okay, maybe she didn’t and I did for her but it was fun… right? Snorts and rolls with laughter – you go mother of mine!
