Dear Bacon – All I can say is meow! What we do for our humans to see the smiles on their faces. Sometimes a line needs to be drawn. Me wearing a sock is where that line comes into play. At least they could have washed the sock first. Eeow Meow. Help. Signed Helpless
Dear Helpless – Let’s look at this in a different way my friend. Looking at your arms, I don’t see a lot of hair. Perhaps – and this is stretching it a bit – but perhaps they were thinking of you and your needs. Perhaps they thought you were cold in this weather? Yeah, that’s it. They were trying to comfort you and keep your warm. Okay, they have a funny way of showing it by using a stinky sock but tell me this. Did it do the trick? Are you all snug as a bug and warm in that cocoon? And hey, you may look like that the little guy from Harry Potter but you do look kind of cute there. It’s in the eyes my friend.
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Dear Bacon – Can’t stop right now. I’m playing G-Force on the PlayStation. You know what G-Force is, right? It’s a game with guinea pigs that have awesome skills – just like me. Humans don’t understand the game because well they are not us and us have secrets to the world. You understand right Bacon? Signed G-Force in Action
Dear G Force in Action – I understand perfectly my little friend. We take all of gaming very serious. You should see me on Mario Brothers or Tetris. I can do wonders in high scores in these games. What the humans don’t know won’t hurt them. I gotta go now. I’m working on some signs for “BACON FOR PRESIDENT 2016”. What do you think? Can us anipals pull together and make this happen? I think we can. I *know* we can!
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Dear Bacon – I found this wonderful creation in the home the humans live in. It’s white and very soft. So soft that I think it needs to go in my pouch. Have you ever seen this puffy wonder? Signed Roo with No Clue
Dear Roo with No Clue – Oh my friend. That marshmallow white puff is something that the humans hold close to them in their scratch box room. It’s like sacred to them for something – I’m not sure what though. If you are going to take it, take it fast before they catch you. Awesome find!
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Dear Bacon – There I was walking in the jungle, minding my own business and I got a little thirsty. When what did I see? I saw this home that some crazy human built in the trees. I was like WOW that’s fascinating. So I walked over to it and looked over the edge. BINGO! Winner winner this elephant is a winner. I found a watering hole just for me! I don’t think they would mind. Have you ever seen anything like this? Signed Bingo
Dear Bingo – Awesome find my friend. I’ve seen this guy on television make these homes in the tree. I would love to have one. I’ve been trying to talk my dad into it but somehow he doesn’t think it’s a great idea. I can’t imagine why it wouldn’t be. Have fun my friend. Say hey to the humans for me. .
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