There are times at the Hotel Thompson that I just enjoy my time to myself. This is one of those Fridays. While daddy is slaving away on household chores – yawn – I’m holed in my bedroom for some peace and quiet. Hey, I already brought all of my dirty stuff to the laundry room. I’m good. *My* chores are complete – snorts.
So, I’m in my bedroom all snug in my toddler bed hanging out on the laptop and watching Green Acres on my television. I’m surfing YouTube and came across a commercial that I have never seen. I was laughing so hard. I’ll tell you a secret. I could see *myself* doing some of the things in this commercial. It’s that good. Take a look and see what you think. This commercial was made for *me* to star in. Oh Hollywood, I’m ready for my close up – snorts.
You just know I have to go there. Do you think my tongue is longer than Miley Cyrus’? I do believe I can make a better video. What do you think? Signed Tonsil
Dear Tonsil,
YES! and Y.E.S.!! I do believe your tongue is longer and cuter than the girl masquerading as an entertainer. AND, I do believe you could make a better AND cleaner video than of such. I mean look at you now. You are already wearing more clothes – snorts.
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Dear Bacon,
I’m confused. I’m mystified. I’m just well don’t know. What is it? Is it a turtle? Is it a dinoturtle? Is it a form of a Mutant Ninja Turtle? What the cat’s eye is it? Signed Confucius
Dear Confucius,
It’s cute. That’s what it is – snorticles. Go with it and have some fun. Put a leash on it and walk it for Halloween.
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Dear Bacon,
What nut? I don’t see a nut. There are no nuts around here. There’s nothing to see here. Carry on. Signed Dale
Dear Dale,
No nuts huh? Well you might want to get that overly enlarged cheek looked at by your doctor. PLOL (pig laughing out loud)
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Dear Bacon,
Sometimes you just have to find a friend that cares about you and your well being when out in nature. Someone that you can curl up to and take a sleep and know that no one is going to bother you while you are doing so. This is my buddy Pete. He’s my pal. You need to find you a Pete too when you go outside. Signed Bun
Dear Bun,
Awww – that is so adorable my friend. I’ll start looking for one now.
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Dear Bacon,
This is my friend Scratch. He is blind. I’m officially his seeing eye cat. You don’t see this everyday, do you? It just goes to show you that anyone can help someone out. I’ve heard about your humans vision problems. Why don’t you become his seeing eye pig? It would be awesome! Signed Felix
Dear Felix,
You know you do have a point my friend. That is fantastic. I think I’ll try to start today. Thanks for the heads up. Continue on doing a great deed!
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**Remember friends – send your pictures and questions to me at Baconthompson@gmail.com
Hello my frightful spooks, ghosts, goblins and creatures of the night. Count Baconula here –
Today for Day 5, let’s go down another road that I think will get your feathers all in a ruffle. One word – sharks. That puts the fear into you doesn’t it? Sharks are scary. They’re big. You never know what they are up to. They slide around in water. And, they can probably eat most of us in one bite – gulp. That’s scary.
So if you dare, check out this video. I’ll think twice about hitting that slip and slide, washing the car, taking a bubble bath or getting in the water come summer time if I was you.
And just for a little bit of fun, why don’t you meet Shark Cat. Shivers – I’d hate to meet him in the kitchen late at night with no lights on. You?
Miniature pot bellied pig and friends - Bacon, Houdini, Hemi and all of the Rock Clan with Journalist Rocky the Squirrel all out looking for adventures from the Hotel Thompson.
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