Vampire Slayer for Hire

 It’s amazing what you will find on the expressway.  What’s the funniest thing you have ever seen?

 

31 Days of Spook – Jokes and Monster Mash

Hello dear friends. Today I want to gently ease into my 31 Days of Spook.  So today, let’s see how smart you are with things of fun.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?  Bamboo

When do ghosts usually appear?  Just before someone usually screams

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?  Hoblin Goblin

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?  A holy terror

Three vampires walk into a bar.  One vampire says, “I’ll have a pint of blood”.  The second one says, “I’ll have the same”.  The third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma”.  The bartendar says, “So, that’ll be two bloods and one blood lite.”

How can you tell if a vampire has been in a bakery?  All of the jelly has been sucked out of the doughnuts.

What type of dog does every vampire have?  A bloodhound

 

31 Days of Spook – Jokes and Monster Mash

Today, I want to hear you laugh while you are afraid.  Let’s go to the lighter side of horror.  Let’s tickle that ghost bone and see what happens, shall we?  Let’s start with some jokes and end with a favorite song of mine – I hope you enjoy it my little spooks!

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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?  Bamboo

When do ghosts usually appear?  Just before someone usually screams

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?  Hoblin Goblin

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?  A holy terror

Three vampires walk into a bar.  One vampire says, “I’ll have a pint of blood”.  The second one says, “I’ll have the same”.  The third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma”.  The bartendar says, “So, that’ll be two bloods and one blood lite.”

How can you tell if a vampire has been in a bakery?  All of the jelly has been sucked out of the doughnuts.

What type of dog does every vampire have?  A bloodhound

 

Vampire Slayer for Hire

 It’s amazing what you will find on the expressway.  What’s the funniest thing you have ever seen?

 

31 Days of Spook – Jokes Anyone?

Welcome my fellow goblins to my 31 Days of Spook.  Today, I’m going to the lighter side of horror.  Let’s tickle that ghost bone and see what happens, shall we?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?  Bamboo

When do ghosts usually appear?  Just before someone usually screams

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?  Hoblin Goblin

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?  A holy terror

Three vampires walk into a bar.  One vampire says, “I’ll have a pint of blood”.  The second one says, “I’ll have the same”.  The third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma”.  The bartendar says, “So, that’ll be two bloods and one blood lite.”

How can you tell if a vampire has been in a bakery?  All of the jelly has been sucked out of the doughnuts.

What type of dog does every vampire have?  A bloodhound

 

31 Days of Spook – Day 6

Welcome to Day 6 of 31 Days of Spook my fellow goblins.  Today, I believe you need a break.  Let’s go to the lighter side of horror.  Let’s tickle that ghost bone and see what happens, shall we?

 

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?  Bamboo

When do ghosts usually appear?  Just before someone usually screams

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?  Hoblin Goblin

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?  A holy terror

Three vampires walk into a bar.  One vampire says, “I’ll have a pint of blood”.  The second one says, “I’ll have the same”.  The third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma”.  The bartendar says, “So, that’ll be two bloods and one blood lite.”

How can you tell if a vampire has been in a bakery?  All of the jelly has been sucked out of the doughnuts.

What type of dog does every vampire have?  A bloodhound

 

 

Monday Night Shivers –

WARNING – This may have spoilers about the show.  I’m caught up on it but just in case you’re not – WARNING!

Monday nights are exciting at the Hotel Thompson for television.  All housework must be completed, popcorn must be popped, bathroom breaks need to be done and you need to be in the front room for Being Human at 9:00PM.  If I’m still up, I get to watch.  I admit it’s scary but it’s the greatest show.  The down side to the show is it’s only an hour long each Monday.  It’s one of those shows that you start watching and all of a sudden the hour is up and you’re like WOW – Did that just happen!? 

Being Human started on the BBC and was a British supernatural drama.  It started in the United States as a supernatural drama in 2011 on the SyFy channel.  We’ve watched all of the seasons, have the videos and make it a regular weekly show on Mondays for our family movie night.  It is awesome!  Here’s a little breakdown to wet your interest and make you want to watch.

 

The show revolves around three of the main characters: a ghost, a werewolf and a vampire.  That’s a mix of characters already, isn’t it?  Intriguing in its ownself right there.  The ghost, Sally Malik, has been through her own little ordeal the first couple of seasons.  There’s always a reason why you stay as ghost after death, why you don’t pass over.  You know, unfinished business and all.  Well, she had a lot.  We find out that Sally got killed and that’s why she can’t find her door to cross over.  Bummer huh?  But not to fear, Sally is a lovely lady and in this season she is no longer a ghost 🙂 , she is something ‘else’.  For the details in that something else, well you’re going to have to watch the show.  She’s blossomed into a bigger character than I ever thought possibe.

The werewolf is Josh.  Since he has four legs once a month, I kind of favor him at times.  He’s also on mom’s Facebook – so yes we pick favorites – snort.  In the beginning of the show, he was camping with a friend in the woods and got attacked by a werewolf thus making him now a wolfie on the full moon.  He just really wants to be normal.  I can’t go into details about it but personally now I think he’s more normal than any of them – snort. 

His bestie is the vampire, Aidan Waite.  Aidan and Josh just want to fit in and be like everyday normal peeps.  They both work at the local hospital – I know outrageous huh?  They decide to move in together to have a kind of normalcy both knowing the others conditions.  They find a house and move in and that’s when they meet Sally.

So bottom line, we have three unique people all living together trying to have a normal life despite being a ghost, a werewolf and a vampire.  You think that’s enough?  Of course not.  Josh falls in love with Nora who also works at the hospital.  She has had a really rough time in the love department.  Unfortunately… or we might say fortunately after you’ve watched a couple of episodes… Nora also turns into a wolfie. 

I didn’t give away too much details.  It’s really an awesome show and I would give it four hooves up but I would fall on the floor so how about three hooves up?  You gotta give it a try and watch a couple of shows to see if you don’t get hooked.  I know we did! 

XOXO – Bacon 

 

 

Halloween Ideas Continued

I have to admit that I have some of the best friends in the world that a pig can have.  Lots of my friends have sent me in suggestions for Halloween as well as pictures.  I love it!  Please keep them coming.  If you don’t have my private email, it is BaconThompson@gmail.com

This comes straight to me so it doesn’t bother mommy.  Keep sending the suggestions, ideas and comments my friends.  Thanks!

Take my friend Bubba here to the left.  His mommy has a great mind.  What better idea than to dress him like the Great Pumpkin, AKA HogALantern.  I mean, heck we are *build* for that!  Snort.  I’m not sure if it is his markings or his costume but he’s kind of got a KISS look going there with his eyes.  You remember the old rock group?  Daddy has played some of his music for me.  And… I have been known to watch Gene Simmons on his television show Family Jewels. 

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And I absolutely LOVE this idea and it has a cape! 

PIGULA

You know how I am about my capes.  With all the Twilight, Vampire Diaries and other shows, this would be a hit.  Maybe mom can decorate my bedroom like this for Halloween.  That would be a kick!

 

 

PS – Don’t you *love* the names on the tombstones.  What a genius! 

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Money hog! 

This is a great idea but I’m not thinking that I could wear this outfit the entire night and not lose that cute little hat.  And, on the other hand, I don’t think mom or dad will let me borrow the money to display.  Maybe if I can find some Monopoly money it would work. 

It’s definitely a cute idea.

 

 

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As much as I help mom out in the kitchen, this picture cracked me up!  Chef Pig – what a hoot!  I think I have even resembled that picture with all of the spaghetti everywhere.  Doesn’t every kid have a spaghetti picture in their photo album somewhere? 

I think mom could manueaver a chef’s hat and a red/white print towel around me.  It would be kind of fun to play with this.