It’s flimsy. It bends when you don’t want it to bend. It breaks when you don’t want it to break. It’s not a spoon. It’s not a fork. Do you stab your food? Do you scoop your food? t’s made by the devil himself. The spork.
They serve the spork in a lot of fast food restaurants. Can you tell me how you eat chicken with it? Can you tell me how you eat a salad with it? It can’t stab your salad the way a fork would. Why oh why is there a spork?