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This weekend I didn’t get to play on the computer that much.  The purr things were out to get me – snort.  The smaller one, Hemi, took my computer.  He also tried to take over my room but I got him on that one.  He’s very sneaky.  He likes to hide in my room so when I take my naps he picks on me.  Not bad pick.  Like when I’m trying to sleep, he plays with  my toys to try and keep me up.  He sneaks in my bed and takes my blankies and pillow.  I have caught the little booger sleeping in MY bed with his little head on MY pillow covered up.  Who sleeps in other peoples beds?  He has his own.  Go find it. 

The other cat is dad’s little princess.  She does no wrong – evah!  She sits and laughs at you because she knows she is untouchable.  This weekend she kept trying to get me in trouble.  She was tempting me with her long bushy tail off of the couch arm.  She was swinging it off of the edge for me to try to get.  Hey – if you test me I will take the bait.  Fortunately, mom saw that she was doing this so I didn’t get 100% in trouble for attempting to get her tail… just maybe like 60% in trouble.  She comes in my room too and sleeps in my bed.  She’s a huge cat – momma says she is a maine coon.  She’s younger than Hemi but twice as big.  They call her Mouse Girl.  She’s tolerable but a huge trouble maker.  The kind that will hit you and then act like you got her – you know that kind of troublemaker!

Regardless, I know we are all family.  But they do kind of act like see nothing, hear nothing and say nothing.  Little boogers!

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Posted by on 06/04/2012 in Uncategorized


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Happy National Doughnut Day!

Happy National Doughnut Day!

I doubt if mom lets me have a doughnut today but to everyone else – enjoy one for me.  I still have to watch my weight.  Too much weight and my tail looks fat and doesn’t wiggle like I want it to.

So enjoy!!



Posted by on 06/01/2012 in Uncategorized


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The Best Sleep


The best sleep for me has to be early in the morning.  After I do my civic duty in waking up mom for the worky place, she feeds me my wonderful breakfast of pig pellets and cheerios – the breakfast of champions everywhere 🙂

After I eat, I like to snuggle with mom.  Sometimes we go back to her bed and other times we go back to my bed.  She sits or lays down to watch the morning news and I crawl as close 20120601-070440.jpgas possible to her right leg.  Has to be the right leg because it’s my favorite – snort.  I have to get my snout warm from drinking my water so I put it right under her knee.  Sometimes I tunnel it under to get just the exact heat.  Doesn’t everyone do this when their snout is cold?

Momma considers this our morning bonding time so she cuddles with me for about 30 minutes.  She pets my back, rubs my belly and massages my hooves during this time.  I especially love the belly rubbing part.  It’s a lot to carry and I need a lot of comfort there – HA!

When we get done cuddling and watching the news, she tells me it’s time for her to get ready for the worky place and for me to take my morning nap which I’m very good at might I add.  So this begins my day every morning. 

Life is so hard, isn’t it?  When is your favorite time for sleep? 




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Posted by on 06/01/2012 in Uncategorized


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The Perfect Summer Time Pool Toy

Snicker – mom is going to buy me a pool for this summer for the back yard.  I can’t wait.  I’ve already found the perfect pool toy.  I can put it on, get in the pool and scare mom, dad and especially the neighbors.  They won’t know what’s going on.  I’m laughing just thinking of it.  I think I’ll have the entire back yard to myself. 

I know you know the theme music from Jaws.  Doh – Doh, Doh – Doh, Doh – Doh.



Posted by on 05/30/2012 in Uncategorized


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Most Interesting Pig in the World

Please don’t eat me.  Eat more beef.  Eat more chicken. 

I’ve heard the Chick Fil A cows are tasty. 

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Posted by on 05/30/2012 in Uncategorized


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Operation Piglet

Over the weekend, mom played a game with dad that she said took talent. She said that I didn’t have steady hooves so I just watched. They were using pinchy things to go into small places to remove things. If they touched the sides, an alarm would sound. It was so funny. You might know this game called Operation? I bet you don’t recognize the board though.


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Posted by on 05/30/2012 in Uncategorized


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Cyber Hogs

I like to thank everyone that is following my world. I appreciate your comments and your referrals of my page to other people. I love the emails and messages I get from y’all. Sometimes we just need to slow down and say thanks to those who matter the most to us and send out some major cyber hogs 🙂

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Posted by on 05/29/2012 in Uncategorized


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Pig Tipping

I admit it. There’s a game that my mom has been playing with me since I was a wee little thing. There’s a special spot on my side that she knows gets me every time. It turns me into sludge. She touches it and I just tip over. Now understand when I mean when I say tip over. It’s not a let me lay down on the floor moment. I’m talking tip over. You touch the special spot and I just fall over with a thud. I can’t help it. Mom calls it pig tipping. I call it rub my tummy mommy and ooohh that feels good.


See it starts with the tip



It ends with a special belly rub. Notice that I enjoy it so much that I hike my leg. And yeah, if you can find the spot to pig tip me, I’ll let you rub my belly too. This is daddy rubbing my belly.




I like it when mom gets on the floor and plays with me at my level. She often pig tips me. She rubs my belly, massages my back and then we snuggle. I like to put my snout on her neck. I can feel her heart beat plus her neck gets my snout warm. A warm snout is a warm piggy.


Posted by on 05/29/2012 in Uncategorized


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Did You Know?

Well, I learned a new thing yesterday. Did you know that it is frowned upon in this establishment to make hoove marks on the momma to get to your banana treat? Well it certainly is. I was surprised too.

Mom was being oh so generous in giving me a banana before bed time. I don’t get them very often but when I do – shivers they are so fantastic! The little pig in me just got so excited! I couldn’t wait for her to strip the banana and give it to me. She sat on the couch to do this which frankly has to be mom’s fault because she knows food and me have a long and lengthy history. I can’t help myself – I’m a foodie.

So, while she was attempting to unwrap the peel from my banana, I thought I would help her out and crawl up her bare legs to meet her half way. I admit I left some hoove tread marks near her knee area and I might have gotten so excited that I nipped her wrist a little. But really – B.A.N.A.N.A – doesn’t everyone go beserk for them? My mouth is watering right now just thinking about it!

Mom finally got the peel off and threw the banana on the floor. Of course – snicker – dad was laughing like a hyena on the couch at her. He thought we were playing which he should have known better. I don’t play with food.

Afterwards when I was finished and licking my hooves at the deliciousness, mom took me to my bedroom for a little prayer meeting. She explained that although I have a healthy appetite and she can relate to wanting some delicious right in the moment, I can’t attempt to climb up her legs anymore and definitely no nipping. I agree to this and I apologized by giving her snout kisses.

Like she said, all children get in trouble and parents love them regardless of their misbehavior.

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Posted by on 05/29/2012 in Uncategorized


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Happy Memorial Day

For all that you do. For all of the sacrifices you’ve made. For all the time spent away from family. For lost love ones. For the freedom you fought for.

Thank you so much!


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Posted by on 05/28/2012 in Uncategorized


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