Hey friends! How was your week? Mine was awesome – I got a lot of lap time from mom. You gotta love mommy lap time, right? It’s the bestest in the entire world. And I learned something so exciting and wonderful. If mom is walking or standing and if I reach out with my front paws on her leg, she picks me up and loves on me. OMD – why didn’t I learn this earlier in my puppy life? Every time I turn around now, I have to do this so mom holds me and only me. What a life!? If she holds me and puts me down, I give a little grunt of dissatisfaction and she picks me back up. WOW! Then she carries me everywhere – to the mailbox, out in the back yard, up the street to Nana’s – wherever. Did you know this maneuver my friends? If not, you need to try it and let me know what you think.
And this picture of me – let me explain 😦 You see I went to sleep and when I woke up the pillow had exploded. Yep that’s it. That’s the story I’m sticking to for sure – looks innocently and gives you a puppy kiss.
Sometimes I wonder if my humans fell on their heads repeatedly as small children. Really I do. You see a couple of weekends ago during mom’s marathon shopping spree, they took pictures and a video of something that I just found this past weekend. Mom always has the coolest pictures and such on her iPhone. In fact there is no telling what you will find on that phone. So there I was, reviewing her pictures and came across a video. Oh My Piggy Heavens. After watching it a half of dozen times – yes it’s that addictive, I had to ask mom about it.
Well, they were at Wally World (for most people that would be Walmart) – snorts. They saw this item on a shelf and knowing my dad he just had to see what it was and how it worked. They pushed a button and the next thing you know they are laughing like two hysterical kids in the toy department. Mom said she almost peed on herself. You know it’s good huh?
Of course when I saw it, I thought about twerking team captain Fozzie from down under. Why do you ask. Let me show you the video. And please tell me – do your parents do anything crazy like this? Snorts with piggy laughter.
And P.S. Please take note – that is a lady that walks by laughing at mom/dad with the twerking teddy.
Time to do some partying and dancing my friends. Me and dad have a secret but you have to keep it to yourself okay. Are you ready – pinky hoof/paw promise – you can’t tell – especially my mommy that I told you. July 3rd is mom’s 29th birthday again. We are throwing her a surprise birthday party here at the Hotel Thompson on July 3rd. She doesn’t have a clue!
ssshhh – you didn’t hear that from us okay. I gotta go practice some twerking now for the party 🙂 Where is Fozzie – the twerk team captain? Snorts!
Yep – I said that and you read correctly – Men Twerking. I know my buddy Fozzie is going to laugh when she sees this sign that me and mom saw in our adventures. Someone added a few letters and now men are twerking – snorticles and rolls around laughing. I wonder if the guys knew why people were pointing and laughing at them as they drove by? Maybe that explains why some of their pants were so low you could see sunset crack? Maybe – just maybe – the guys were the ones that did this to the sign. No Fozzie – it wasn’t me honestly. Looks innocently around. Really I was in the back of Albert, mom’s Smart car. I wouldn’t do that. Snorts and squeals.
Time to do some partying and dancing my friends. Me and dad have a secret but you have to keep it to yourself okay. Are you ready – pinky hoof/paw promise – you can’t tell – especially my mommy that I told you. Tomorrow is mom’s 29th birthday again. We are throwing her a surprise birthday party here at the Hotel Thompson tomorrow. She doesn’t have a clue!
ssshhh – you didn’t hear that from us okay. I gotta go practice some twerking now for the party 🙂
What the heck is that?! You see yesterday, I was in my bedroom twerking and saw this in the mirror. I’ve never seen it before. Okay, I understand. You can’t get past me twerking, huh? Sigh, I’ll explain. Me, Hemi and Mouse Girl were watching MTV on my television. There was that girl from Hannah Montana who doesn’t claim fame to Hannah Montana anymore – you know the one that works the wrecking ball – snorts. Well, she was twerking. Me and Hemi were astonished. What the heck is this? Is this a new dance? How can you move your hips like that?
We noticed that Mouse Girl was quiet so we looked over at her. I’ve never seen her move like that. Mouse Girl has some definite moves for a Maine Coon purr thing. She was giving the ole wrecking ball singer a run for her money. Me and Hemi didn’t know if we should clap or throw money at her. As soon as she saw as looking, she left my bedroom. Personally, I think she was going somewhere else to practice. Since she left though, me and Hemi closed my bedroom door.
We looked at each other and started watching television again. Yes, we can admit it. We tried this twerking thing again. I was in front of my mirror shaking or rather trying to shake it. Hemi had his front paws on the wall and he was getting pretty good at it. I have to admit, these purr things are limber. Me on the other hand, not so much.
I started looking in the mirror again and noticed these two marks near my back end. I’ve never seen those before. I grabbed my camera and took a picture. What the heck are those things? I walked over to Hemi to ask him if he had something similar. He told me to look and I did. OMP (Oh my pig)! He has them too. Have we been probed by aliens? What are these markings?
We ran out of my bedroom to find daddy. We showed him the strange hieroglyphics on our rear ends and asked him about them. I’m still not sure what they are. All daddy would do is this evil little laugh and he said quote, “Boys, you can’t miss what you didn’t know about.” What? What exactly does that mean? Me and Hemi just looked at each other in confusion. I jumped on the couch and tried to look at daddy’s back end but he wouldn’t budge. I don’t get it. Anyone? Anyone have an explanation for us?