Sherlock Bones here checking in on Door Watch 2016. Watching that door is wiping me out. I’m not sleeping. I barely move except for the basics – you know a dog has to do what a dog has to do outside. Other than that and eating, I’m watching and listening at that pesky door in the hallway. I know that freak is behind the door listening to me too. I can smell him. The other day I said he smelled like peppermint and pine. Evil squirrel said it best too – he has a faint smell of alcohol. Don’t shake your head no – listen to the reasoning. He smells like spiked eggnog. Really! The smells coming out of that door are somewhat revolting yet mesmerizing in a way. I think it might be his magic powers coming to light. I really hope not.
I was so tired last night that Houdini and Bacon tagged team and they stood watch while I got a little shut eye. The picture of me tells you everything. This Door Watch 2016 is taking its toll. I drifted off to sleep land, content, warm with a full belly. I had some of the most pleasant dreams. One of which involved the little seasonal outcast… I found a picture to explain.
I hope you are continuing your watch on your misbehaved elves. Time is ticking and getting closer to their freedom. We must stand united!
