Ramblings from a Pig

Snorts my friends.  Let’s just call today rambling pig day.  I have lots of things to ponder and talk about.  I’ll try not to boar you – snorts with piggy laughter.  Just want to express some things that I have thought about or happened to me in the past couple of weeks.

For instance.  The other day I went up the street to Nana’s.  There was a house full of humans and anipals there.  We were all gathered around talking, eating and laughing.  I didn’t think anyone would hear so I farted.  Hey, don’t frown.  Mom always tells me it’s better out than in.  Unfortunately, it was loud.  Four people turned around and looked me.  For a minute there, I thought I was on the television show The Voice and I was winning.  Mom just laughed at it and told me it was okay.

Also one day, mom kept telling daddy she was going to fix my favorite for dinner – fish taco’s.  Daddy kept getting this disgusted look on his face and looking at mom like she had finally stepped over the fine line of insanity.  She kept telling daddy I was going to absolutely LOVE her fish tacos, going on and on about them.  And you know what?  She was right.  I do LOVE her fish tacos.  What’s not to like huh?