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Mommy Got Some Piercings

  Can you believe this?  Mommy got these piercings today.  She says that it reminds her of her childhood and that she *had* to get them. Rolls piggy eyes.

Dad said all that she needed was some more holes in her head.

Do you recognize the characters?  Pac-Man.  Dad said that mommy played that game during her teens like there was no tomorrow. Heck, she still plays this game today.

Strange that adults do that.

So what do you think?  Yay or Nay?

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Posted by on 04/01/2016 in Bacon

 

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Be Forewarned –

As you know,  mom/dad are leaving me going on vacation this Saturday.  The packing has started a little bit here/there for the beach adventure.  They have secured me a “pig sitter” – a beautiful person named Hannah.  All of the stars have lined up and they feel everything is fine.

But deep down in my pot belly, I just don’t feel so good.  There’s a weird butterfly feeling that keeps bugging me.  Maybe it’s mommy separation?  Mommy left me for a few days when I was around six weeks old but I’m two now.  It’s been a long time since we’ve been separated.  She says she will call and skype.  But, there’s that feeling in the depth of me belly. I can’t put my hoove on it.  It’s strange.

So friends, be forewarned.  I have some of you on speed email.  If a problem arises, you will hear from me.  I don’t want to worry mom/dad on their trip.  I just have a feeling.  Do you know what this feeling is?

 
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Posted by on 10/17/2013 in Bacon

 

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