Barks! Greetings my sweet friends. You know I’m getting ready for Halloween here – fun times at the Hotel Thompson. And yes, you get to see my costume before everyone else does. What do you think? I back the boys in blue and stand behind them. Call me Patrol Officer H. Thompson – sounds official huh? I’m thinking of wearing this to mom’s work with her on Halloween. Should be fun. They already call me her office mascot – barks with puppy laughter.
And check it out – I have handcuffs, a baton and a hat. I’m in official attire in my dress blues. Would you want me to frisk and arrest you? I’ve gotta get more training on reading the Miranda rights though. Mom says lots of humans don’t speak anipal. How do they live, right?
So now I leave you with my Jokes with Dad in his last Halloween joke – did you like them and the way he ‘dressed’ for the occasion? We saved the best for last – barks! He’s such a diva!
Really Bashful? Bashful is MIA from his travel to Misaki’s. I got my issue of Rolling Stone magazine today (hey, I’m a happening pig that likes to read) and guess who is on the cover? Bingo – that Bashful of mine. Apparently while he was in London, he got interviewed. Shaking my piggy head.
So maybe this tells us where he is now. Living large with royalty and rock stars? Bashful, if you are reading this. You get your rock hiney here right this instant. You have obligations waiting for you. If you are not home by this weekend, I will send authorities out to get you.