Fantasy Island

Do you remember the show on television called Fantasy Island?  It had Mr. Roarke and Tattoo on a mysterious island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean.  Visitors came to the island to have their fantasies play out that they desired.

This is a cool show and I wish it was still in production.  I have the videos and I watch them on my television in my bedroom all of the time.  And I gotta ask, what kind of M&M’s did Tattoo like?  The plane – the plane.  Snorts – okay I had to get that out of my piggy system.

Okay here’s the real question.  If you went on Fantasy Island, what would your fantasy be?  Mine would be to be king on a strawberry plantation and have Miss Piggy hand feed me strawberries all day long.  Can you see that?  I so can!  So go – what would your fantasy be?

P.S.  I asked mom what her fantasy would be.  Are you ready for this?  She said to be Wonder Woman for one day – the looks, the costume, the power and Steve Trevor.  Hubba-hubba.  Her words not mine- eeww.

 

April Fool’s Day?

Happy April Fool’s Day my friends.  What?  That’s not how it’s suppose to go?  Oh, I get it.  I’m suppose to “fool” you into something that you are not aware of.  Oh I see – that’s how it works.  Well, since I’ve already blown that part let me go in another direction.  That would be fun, right?  Nods piggy head – sure it will be.

I will tell you three things.  ONE of them is true.  YOU guess which one.  How’s that for an April Fool’s Day?  These may be tough so work it out my friends.

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Statement 1 –

Since mommy loves the Mickey Mouse so much, dad thought he would meet her half way.  He loves the rock group KISS.

So, daddy compromised and got this rocking Mickey Mouse/KISS tattoo this past weekend.  Cool huh?

It looks tough.  It looks cool.  Mommy loves it.  Daddy loves it.  It’s a win-win situation.  Don’t you think it’s groovy?

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Statement 2 –

Oh dear piggy heavens help me – please help me!  Mom and dad are doing a complete renovation here at the Hotel Thompson.  Work started today and should be completed by Friday, April 17, 2015.

We are talking gut work – front room, kitchen and hallway.  Out with all of the old – furniture, carpet and yucky linoleum in the kitchen.  Painted walls, new floors and new furniture – perhaps some other really cool stuff.

All by Friday, April 17, 2015.  Can I come live with you?

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Statement 3 –

Our next door neighbor is getting a piggy – squeals – I’m going to have a girlfriend for real!  They’ve talked about it for a while now.

I’m so excited.  I can’t wait for you any longer Miss Piggy. 😦

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There you go my friends.  Three statements – which one is the truth?  Go!

 

Awards!

 

Do you know what makes this piggy more excited than food – and that’s asking a lot?  AWARDS!  I get so excited about AWARDS.  So much so that my long bushy tail non-stop wags like a helicopter fixing to take off.  See – look at my rear end and tail – I’m a happy camper – snorts.

My friend Ajaytao at http://ajaytao2010.wordpress.com/2013/12/18/christmas-bouquet-awards-ajaytao-48-nominations/ sent me a message to pick out three awards with no link backs.  That is even more exciting because you get awards but no work – snorts.  Something this little piggy likes.  Thank you Ajaytao for thinking of me!!

I’ve went through all of the awards that was on their page – can you believe they had 48!?  Here are my three that I don’t have yet.  If you my friends don’t have any of these, please also accept them to your blog with no link backs 🙂

 

My New Tattoo

Really, is tattoos just for the humans?  I don’t think so. 

I’ve been surfing the net and looking around.  There are so AWESOME artwork out there on display.  I just can’t get over the talent that some artists have.  I’ll tell you a secret – come closer because I don’t want anyone to hear me telling you.  Mom has a tattoo.  Yeah, I know.  Hard to believe isn’t it?  Straight laced goody two shoes mom has a tat.  And, it’s not small either.  It’s BIG but some where that not everyone gets to see…. only if she shows it to you.  Who would have thought that?  Are you as surprised as I was when I first found out?

So, I thought to myself, “Pig, why don’t you get one?”  I’ve been on the net.  I’ve seen where actual pigs have tattoos.  They’re amazing.  Of course most of those pigs are pink and I’m black so that creates a small problem.  But, I found a great tattoo artist and let’s just say my rump is now a piece of art.  So I just know you are dying to see my behinney, aren’t you?  Go ahead and say it.  You want to see the Bacon’s butt.  Okay.  well, here you go – my new tattoo

 

It’s an amazing job isn’t it?  I actually wanted to put MOM in the heart but I was talked out of it.  Strikingly handsome butt isn’t it?  I think it’s the long tail with the white hair at the bottom that draws your attention.  Mom actually braids that hair sometimes.  Don’t tell anyone because I actually do kind of like it when she does that – snort.

What do you think? 

Did I make a good choice? 

I’m full of love and angel at heart?

 

 

Please note:  no actual pig was harmed in the making of this picture.  This is not a ‘real’ tattoo but a graphic tattoo. 

 

The Best Tattoo

I found this piggy cartoon last night while I was surfing the net and watching my television. What can I say? I’m always interested in my kind cartoons.

Mom explained to me about ‘piggy banks’. Did or do you still have one shaped like a piggy? I find this really fascinating. A piggy shaped money holder. So, my logical thinking tells me I wouldn’t be off base if I wanted a human shapes money holder, right?

Mom told me what was funny about this cartoon. That makes it all the more funny. Of course seeing this brought up tattoos. WOW. People brand themselves on their own – amazing. Mommy said she has one and she would show me when I got older. Must be a good one.