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Destress Friday

Okay friends.  Let’s have a destressful kind of Friday.  Today, let’s let the stress go far, far away…. even if it is just for a few moments.  Today, we will not let stress get to us in any way, shape or form.  Today, we will get it off our chests, breathe with relief and laugh it away.

What has been stressing you lately?  What has you worried you enough that you want to slap/kick or soccer punch someone in the pie hole and tell them to stow it?  Come on my friends.  Let’s let it ALL out today so we can have an awesome weekend.  Be it small or large – let it be no more!

My mom will go first.  Take it away MOM!

◊ Dear next door neighbor.  Believe it or not, there are several companies that come in our neighborhood to take your trash away.  You really don’t have to keep stock piling it in your backyard.  I mean no one can see your backyard but me… how lucky can I be.  But trust me, even if I didn’t see it, I could smell it.  So with that in mind, can you please call one of the local trash companies.  Heck, I’ll even give you a list of their numbers.  Just sayin’

◊ Dear XYZ Company.  If I haven’t called you back in three weeks, there’s a high probability that I’m not interested.  With that being said, there is no need for you to continue calling my residence upwards 2-3 times a day every day.  Just sayin’

◊ Dear husband.  Don’t add to my stress.  Be a good husband, nod your head accordingly and say, “I love you” randomly throughout the day.

 
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